SBFC 087 “I’D RATHER HAVE NOTHING.”
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| Length | 3:30:05 |
| Date | Apr 7, 2015 |
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“I’D RATHER HAVE NOTHING.” is the eighty-seventh episode of the Super Best Friendcast.
About[]
- “#WonderRed4Smash #UniteVOTE #Diplomacy”
- — Podcast description
Quotes[]
- “What if you got in and all you said was, "This is not as good as Melee." and that was all your B attacks?”
- — Matt
- “I'd be upset.”
- — Liam
- “I can say it up, I can say it down, I can say it side to side...”
- — Pat
- “I can say it anyway you want.”
- — Liam
- “I went up north to see my parents.”
- — Liam
- “I notice you do that a lot. It almost seems like you love your family.”
- — Pat
- “Liam and Matt better bug testers than Woolie, confirmed.”
- — Pat
- “Not according to the positions we ended up in but moving along.”
- — Woolie
- “They just didn't like us 'cause we were white.”
- — Liam
- “Gotta get that token hire!”
- — Woolie
- “Furious 7 because it was better than The Hobbit and more emotional.”
- — Matt
- “Everything can be anal beads if you try hard enough.”
- — Pat
- “If you subscribe to Audible, it will eventually become Skynet.”
- — Liam
- “The lesson of Ip Man is be calm and thoughtful and kick the shit out of foreigners.”
- — Pat
- “I wish he would die.”
- — Liam about Haim Saban
- “No, that's too much. Roll that back a little.”
- — Pat
- “I wish he would... die.”
- — Liam
- “Even if we were in a DBZ world, our power levels are one or two, tops. Who the fuck are we gonna fuse with that it would make a difference?”
- — Pat
- “I wanna be half skeleton.”
- — Pat
- “You are half skeleton!”
- — Liam
- “Damn!”
- — Pat
- “It's a Shenmue Online out of ten.”
- — Pat
- “Woolie, when you're waken up and the lady says, "How do you want your eggs?" are you gonna say, "Baked into a peanut butter cookie."?”
- — Pat
Letter Time[]
Q: Are you going to play the Evil Within DLC? from a lot of people
- Matt and Pat: No. We're play Revelations now and it's basically the same game but so much better. Then we're gonna play other games that are way better than Evil Within.
Q: If you had the opportunity to do the fusion dance with someone on the planet, who would it be? from Jenny
- Matt: Michael Fassbender, I just want to be in him.
- Pat: Peter Dinklage, only person close to me in body type and height.
- Woolie: Michael Jai White, to become Shin Woolie.
- Liam: I don't care for fusion.
Q: What does "Doki Doki" mean? from Wolflow 500
- It's the sound of your heartbeat.
Q: These games have to come out as described. One is a ten out of ten, one is a garbage 2 out of ten, and one is announced but never released. A Megaman character action game made by Platinum, a Witcher game in the genre of The Wolf Among Us, and a Metal Gear game where you play as The Boss during World War II. from Alex
- Matt: Metal Gear 10/10, Witcher 2/10, Megaman unreleased.
- Pat: Metal Gear 10/10, Witcher 2/10, Megaman unreleased.
- Woolie: Metal Gear 10/10, Megaman 2/10, Witcher unreleased.
- Liam: Metal Gear 10/10, Witcher 2/10, Megaman unreleased.
Q: You're locked in a jail cell room for twenty four hours, there are no windows or any entertainment. Are you locked in with Plague of Gripes, James Small, or Stamper? Sean
- Matt: Stamper, because he is effortlessly funny.
- Pat: Plague. I can't go with Stamper 'cause I'm afraid he'll kill me and I can't go with James because I know I'll kill him.
- Woolie: James Small because we already did that in QA.
- Liam: Plague.
Q: What's the longest you kept reading/playing/watching something that didn't interest you and what compelled you to keep going? from Annette
- Matt: Twenty episodes of Hellsing. The show is fine but I hate Hellsing's design.
- Pat: The first forty-nine episodes of One Piece, which are terrible, and eight or nine seasons of Ramsey's Kitchen Nightmares.
- Woolie: Love Hina I couldn't stop and I don't know why.
- Liam: Love Hina is a strong contender. The Legendary Starfy
Q: Which one of Kreiger's inventions do you want to be real? from dude 1532
- Pat: The ghost waifu
- Woolie: Taser gauntlets
Q: How do you like your eggs? from Super Moon
- Matt: Scrambled
- Pat: Scrambled with swiss cheese and hard boiled. I hate sunny side up.
- Woolie: Diluted into ingredients in things where I can't taste it like cake. If I have to eat an egg then raw so I can get it over with.
- Liam: I like them a lot of ways other than raw and sunny side up.
Zaibatsu Watch[]
- Matt: It Follows
- Pat: Pillars of Eternity and maybe Axiom Verge
- Woolie: Kids on the Slope
- Liam: Monster Bag, Furious 7
Trivia[]
- The music used in the outro is "Kitana: Royal Storm (Theme)" from Mortal Kombat X.