Matt's Sexy Bond-A-Thon (WRAP UP/FINALE)

007 Legends/Top Ten

Bond-a-Thon Finale Title
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Game 007 Legends
Length 27:47
Date May 3, 2015
Previous 007 Bloodstone
“This game was supposed to be a send up to the history of 007 and it fails spectacularly in a number of ways.” — Matt

007 Legends/Top Ten is the thirteenth and final video in the Matt's Sexy Bond-A-Thon series. In this video, Matt finishes off the Bond-a-Thon with a whimper and a bang as he gets his dick lasered in the mishmash of bullshit that is 007 Legends, gets surprised by the quality of the PS2 port of Quantum of Solace, and gets pissed off at the prospect of what might have been before giving everyone what they probably wanted with his top twelve list of the James Bond games.


For your years of service, your country has nothing but the highest respect for you, 007. But your last game? was certainly not your best work. 007 Legends is not great, but join me as we wrap up all the loose ends! What? A PS2 version of Quantum of Solace? A top ten list of all the Bond games? A promising cancelled title? And what does the future hold for franchise? Lots of stuff on tap for the finale of the Bond-A-Thon!
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The entire premise of 007 Legends is that once James hits the water in Skyfall, he remembers all of his previous missions because that's how drowning works, I guess.
— Matt
This game was supposed to be a send up to the history of 007 and it fails spectacularly in a number of ways.
— Matt
Ususally if you have a gun it would say, 'Nope. Can't aim it at the person.', but I can laser Pussy up all I want.
— Matt
Does this look like a James Bond game to you? Escorts? Does this feel like a spy game?
— Matt
It reeks of that Activision, slap dash, get it out of the door and then shut you the fuck down right after!
— Matt
007 Racing. The least said about this car wreck, the better.
— Matt
Now while I've grown increasingly frustrated by the TellTale design method and the fact that their engine was, I guess, programmed by Ric Flair in the 1960's...
— Matt

Matt's Top Twelve 007 Games Edit

  1. 007 Everything or Nothing
  2. Goldeneye 007
  3. Goldeneye 007 (2010)
  4. 007 Nightfire
  5. 007 From Russia With Love
  6. 007 Bloodstone
  7. 007 The World is Not Enough
  8. 007 Agent Under Fire
  9. Quantum of Solace
  10. 007 Legends
  11. Goldeneye Rogue Agent
  12. 007 Tomorrow Never Dies
  13. 007 Racing


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