Matt's Sexy Bond-A-Thon

007 Racing

Matts Sexy Bond-a-Thon 007 Racing
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Game 007 Racing
Length 6:18
Date May 9, 2013
Previous 007 Tomorrow Never Dies
Next 007 The World is Not Enough
“It's just some limp dick Spy Hunter rip off with a 007 license slapped onto it.” — Matt

007 Racing is the third video in the Matt's Sexy Bond-A-Thon series. In this video, Matt discusses the strange uses of the Bond license, exactly how terrible this game is, and fapping to Emma Stone.


Sometimes you just have to ask yourself, "Why?" Because EA says, "Fuck you" that's why.
— Website description


I'm still in shock over this being, like, a thing.
— Matt
Where's my Heavy Rain Racing, or my Jurassic Park Kart?
— Matt
Now when you hear the name 007 Racing, what do you think of? Aside from "007 Racing? Get the fuck outta town!"
— Matt
No Bond, just drive around drunkenly around New York and collect bombs. It's fine, it's fine.
— Matt
I could just fucking leave and go fap to bad Photoshops of Emma Stone. But I'm not gonna do that now. I will later though.
— Matt


  • After this episode, there would not be another Sexy Bond-A-Thon episode for almost two years. The series began anew with the release of 007 The World is Not Enough.


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