| Matt's Sexy Bond-A-Thon
007 Racing
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 Watch this episode on the website | |
| Game | 007 Racing |
| Length | 6:18 |
| Date | May 9, 2013 |
| Previous | 007 Tomorrow Never Dies |
| Next | 007 The World is Not Enough |
“It's just some limp dick Spy Hunter rip off with a 007 license slapped onto it.” — Matt
007 Racing is the third video in the Matt's Sexy Bond-A-Thon series. In this video, Matt discusses the strange uses of the Bond license, exactly how terrible this game is, and fapping to Emma Stone.
About[]
- “Sometimes you just have to ask yourself, "Why?" Because EA says, "Fuck you" that's why.”
- — Website description
Quotes[]
- “I'm still in shock over this being, like, a thing.”
- — Matt
- “Where's my Heavy Rain Racing, or my Jurassic Park Kart?”
- — Matt
- “Now when you hear the name 007 Racing, what do you think of? Aside from "007 Racing? Get the fuck outta town!"”
- — Matt
- “No Bond, just drive around drunkenly around New York and collect bombs. It's fine, it's fine.”
- — Matt
- “I could just fucking leave and go fap to bad Photoshops of Emma Stone. But I'm not gonna do that now. I will later though.”
- — Matt
Trivia[]
- After this episode, there would not be another Sexy Bond-A-Thon episode for almost two years. The series began anew with the release of 007 The World is Not Enough.
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