Friday Night Fisticuffs

1 on 1

1 On 1 Title
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Game 1 on 1
Upload Date May 22, 2015
Length 35:41
Previous Karate Tournament / Holloseum
Next Kizuna Encounter / Breaker's Revenge
“You don't have your fucking passport so you can't be traveling.” — Matt

1 on 1 is the forty-ninth episode of the Friday Night Fisticuffs series. This week, Matt, Pat, Woolie, and Liam take a break from their frame traps and godlike low punches to shoot some hoops and get exposed by their stepdad, Dio, enter the new age of cooties, get tangled in their controller cords, and even find the time to visit Silent Hill.

About Edit

Basketobaru Jonesu ga arimasu.
— Video description

Quotes Edit

Remember that time when Vince Carter went up against went up against the Raptors? The actual velociraptors? This is a game based on that moment.
— Woolie
Forget making it a cap, just wear the animal on your head.
— Woolie
Get out of here, Ron! I don't care if you're fucking my mom!
— Pat
I don't want to get a million female maids and inherit a giant mansion. I hate that.
— Matt
You don't have your fucking passport so you can't be traveling.
— Matt
Better use the Heimlich maneuver.
— Liam
“'Cause he's choking!
— Pat
Jesus, I know you hate these fucking scrubs, that's why I'm gonna mop the floor with them. Amen.
— Pat
Knocking children down feels awesome.
— Matt
Jesus, Shota. Leave some pussy for the rest of us.
— Liam

Wins/Losses Edit

Matt 3/1
Pat 3/4
Woolie 4/3
Liam 2/4

Letter TimeEdit

There was no Letter Time this week.

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