SBFC 074

A Lifetime of Close Calls

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Length 3:16:17
Date Jan 6, 2015
Previous North Korean Kayfabe
Next Chickens are Noble Creatures
“Pull back the curtain and a turd awaits you.” — Woolie

A Lifetime of Close Calls is the seventy-fourth episode of the Super Best Friendcast.

About Edit

We’re talking about our New Years Eves, and how little we care. Also, tons of FGC announcements!
— Podcast description

Quotes Edit

That kill storm already knocked me down on my tuchus.
— Pat
And you shit yourself.
— Liam
I did not shit myself.
— Pat
You came dangerously close.
— Liam
He was trying to get down to the library to show off his new jeans...
— Woolie
What? That's where you go to show off your sick new style?
— Matt
Everyone knows that Looper was loosely based off Woolie's life.
— Matt
Matt, you should get one of these instead because I'd much rather stab you for survival than Woolie.
— Pat
I wish we could translate the look on your face into audio form.
— Pat
That AKI engine was evolving but then EA pressed B.
— Woolie
Woolie's trying to open a switchblade, oh no it's in his gut!
— Liam
Just start whipping shit at our heads. It's the delivery system I need.
— Pat
Pull back the curtain and a turd awaits you.
— Woolie
I'm dodging the Seaman as hard as I can but I can't get away from it anymore.
— Woolie
Speaking of fluids and the releasing of them...
— Woolie
He would bark at you and dicks would fly out.
— Pat about H.R. Giger
Did you see the guy who told me to stop riding Japan's dick so hard and I'm like, "It's hard not to when it's been folded over a thousand times."
— Liam
St. Anger made me hate music.
— Pat
I don't think any of those rap doctors are real.
— Pat
But those Basketball ones are.
— Woolie

Letter Time Edit

Q:Matt, what is the Netflix horror movie that has someone being eaten by an old person? - from Unknown

Q:You guys seem to use the term butt-rock on occasion when describing music. What is butt-rock? - from Dave

  • Matt: Basically Guilty Gear or Killer Instinct music
  • Pat: It's rock 'n roll that anyone can pull out of their asses. The title track of Trials: Evolution
  • Woolie: Corny ass, cheesy, unoriginal, rock 'n roll

Q:While watching the Fight for New York olay through Woolie mentioned Eminem's album Infinite was really good and different from what he normally does. Do you guys have anything like that from other artists? - from Unknown

  • Matt: Kid Rock's first album
  • Pat: Daft Punk's Discovery
  • Woolie: Johnny Cash's covers of "Hurt" and "Personal Jesus"

Q:What game series needs to be played on a handheld? - from Will

  • Matt: Phoenix Wright, Kirby Canvas Curse, Metroid Pinball, Elite Beat Agents, puzzle games
  • Pat: Ridiculous Fishing, Ghost Trick
  • Liam: Boktai, Wario Ware: Twisted, Yoshi Touch and Go

Q:I've been getting into fighting games recently but my friend only wants to play Melty Blood. How do I convince him to play other games? - from Shawn

  • There is no solution to this. Play with someone else. Your friend likes Melty Blood, not fighting games.

Q:Would a Dark Souls novel ruin everything? - from Rene

  • Yes

Q:What does denjin mean? - from G

  • It's a move Ryu uses in the future, around 3rd Strike

Q:Have you seen Saya girls? - from Ian

  • Yes

Q:What is a good boss fight with plot significance that introduces new gameplay elements? - Alphonso

  • Pat: Vanquish, Zone of the Enders 2nd Runner, Devil May Cry 3 mission 19
  • Woolie: Vanquish, Super Metroid
  • Liam: The Wonderful 101 one-hundred mechs fusion, Bowser in Super Mario 3D World

Zaibatsu Watch Edit

  • Matt: D4: Dark Dreams Don't Die for free, Boyhood
  • Pat: Game of Thrones
  • Woolie: Abe's Odyssey, AGDQ Humble Bundle
  • Liam: Scapegoat 2 on PS2

Trivia Edit

  • The music used in the outro is "Boom" from the Luftrausers soundtrack.