Shitstorm V: Shitsurrection


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Game Alan Wake
Controller Matt
Length 57:16
Next Dead End Road
Previous Deep Fear
“Look at what happened to Steven Tyler. Look at what happened to his face.” — Pat

Alan Wake is the twentieth episode of Matt and Pat's Shitstorm V: Shitsurrection special.

About Edit

"I turned the corner, afraid of what the flashlight's beam might reveal. Suddenly, a roughly painted symbol of a torch glowed in the light. Behind it, hidden by a rock, sat a battered metal trunk. It was here for a reason, packed with supplies: batteries, flares, ammo. Things you need to make it through the darkness of the night. Something left behind by someone who knew what I knew, and more. It was something I had sorely needed because the night had been one desperate situation after another. I was exhausted and my body felt as though it had been chewed up and spat out. The flashlight was heavy in my hand, and each pull of the trigger sent a painful shock up my arm. But I was finally out of the woods and things were looking up.

That's when I heard the chainsaw, and I knew my attacker would skin my ass raw. Because I knew if this day kept going this way, I'd most likely break something tonight."
— Video description

Description Edit

In this episode, Matt and Pat take a vacation in Bright Falls, where they use a woman's phobia to stop her from nagging them, follow piss-trails and seek brand endorsements.

Quotes Edit

That's why LPers block is not so much of a thing, because the differential between quality and garbage is low.
— Pat
Like, we started Darkened Skye , we made a video outta that.
— Matt
I wouldn't mind getting killed by her. I mean in the dick though.
— Matt
Kurt Cobain is a legend forever because he didn't have time to get shitty. Look at what happened to Steven Tyler. Look at what happened to his face.
— Pat
I perform writing sex the best! My pen is so big!
— Pat
Ah, the piss!
— Pat
It's the only weapon that can fight the Accursed.
— Matt
The axe tore through my flesh as Matt threw it as hard as he could.
— Matt
Ahh, the soothing light caressing my asshole.
— Matt
They hate Duracell-branded flareguns too.
— Matt
You don't wanna give this name a bad town.
— Matt
Steely Dan, owner of the weakest Stand in the universe, could destroy a million cops.
— Pat

Trivia Edit

  • Matt mentions having seen the 2016 Blair Witch movie, which would date this episode's recording sometime after September 16, 2016.
  • It is revealed that a forty-eight minute video of Alan Wake was recorded for an earlier Shitstorm but was lost because Pat had forgotten to press record.

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