Shitstorm 4: Matt & Pat's Scariness Marathon

Albino Lullaby

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Game Albino Lullaby
Length 45:50
Next Stairs
Previous White Night
“Matt, when you get married, are you gonna turn into a pizza?” — Pat
“I WISH!” — Matt

Albino Lullaby is the seventeenth episode of Matt and Pat's Shitstorm 4: Matt & Pat's Scariness Marathon special.

About Edit

Spooky Fact - They call them fingers, but I never seem em' fing. Oh wait, there they go!
— Video description

Description Edit

In this episode, Matt and Pat join in on the Worms' family reunion where they admire cockroach art, turn into Italian foods, slip and slide on monster slime, and constantly look away from important events.

Quotes Edit

She'd say, 'Hey tiny ginger, albino, freakazoid, Patrick.' and I'd be like, 'Please don't call me Patrick.'.
— Pat
Is this a classy game? You gotta take it out to dinner, tell it it's hair looks nice.
— Pat
Matt, when you get married, are you gonna turn into a pizza?
— Pat
— Matt
My dad told me I was gonna grow up to be just like Cliff and I was like, 'Why?', and he said, 'Cause you talk a lot and are full of shit.', and I was like, 'Thanks dad.'.
— Pat
Nietzsche being dead is somehow the scariest thing.
— Pat

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