Shitstorm 4: Matt & Pat's Scariness Marathon

Alien Resurrection

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Game Alien: Resurrection
Controller Matt
Length 39:16
Next Lucius II
Previous Layers of Fear
“You break your dick, it's not the same as if your dick explodes.” — Pat

Alien Resurrection is the second episode of Matt and Pat's Shitstorm 4: Matt & Pat's Scariness Marathon special.

About Edit

Spooky Fact - Alien Resurrection was an actual film that got released. People actually financed and directed this thing into existence. Fucking terrifying.
— Video description

Description Edit

In this episode, Matt and Pat save the Earth. As they go down yet another express elevator to hell they wax poetic about the storied history of the Alien franchise, shoot dudes with their freak mutant powers, fantasise about the Klingons kicking Borg ass, argue semantics, enter a reverse monster closet and ponder the most embarrassing ways one can shit their pants,

Quotes Edit

Tell me your French director story more.
— Pat
Yeah, so uh, Christopher... ah, I forget his name, but some long annoying French name.
— Matt
You're a freak-ass clone!
— Pat
Yeah, you're right. I guess they don't like me 'cause of that.
— Matt
It's like, is this just gonna be a false alarm, or... am I gonna shit myself on the toilet, the most embarrassing of pants-shitting episodes!?
— Pat
Shitting in your pants on the toilet is by far the most embarrassing scenario. It meant you were five seconds too slow.
— Pat
I want a new metric in games, and that's Time To Shotgun. Fuck Time To Crate.
— Pat
I will gladly make a worse video.
— Pat
“'I have short hair!' That's why Woolie likes this movie.
— Pat, on Call
I hate this robot milk.
— Pat
Exploding and breaking is the same thing.
— Matt
No it's not. You break your dick, it's not the same as if your dick explodes.
— Pat
Well they're both broken in either scenario.
— Matt
This game's pretty good. Better than the fucking movie, I hate that French guy!
— Matt

Trivia Edit

  • This game's time to shotgun is approximately twenty minutes, eight seconds.

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