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Alone in The Dark The New Nightmare


Alone in The Dark The New Nightmare
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Game Alone in the Dark: The New Nightmare
Controller Matt
Length 33:03
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Previous Huntsman - The Orphanage
“What is this, a Woolie game? All I'm doing is shooting dogs!” — Matt


Alone in The Dark The New Nightmare is the tenth episode of Matt and Pat's Shitstorm 2: The Shittening special.


About Edit

This nightmare is really new! Fresh off the shelves!
— Video description

Description Edit

In this episode, Matt and Pat fly to Shadow Island to be alone together. On said island, they make fun of the Dreamcast, get to the bullets, shoot some dogs, banish Eldritch horrors back to New Jersey, make fun of the Swedes, encourage kids to do crack, and discover the backstory of Leon S. Kennedy's bomber jacket.

Quotes Edit

Tommy Vercetti. That's the guy from The Darkness.
— Pat
Nothing's scarier than an office building!
— Matt
Every time I think I can throw my Dreamcast back in my closet where it belongs, we have to do some new dumb bullshit.
— Matt
Fuck you Dreamcast.
— Pat
You mean Shadow Island is dangerous? Get out!
— Matt
Fuckin' N64 controller's like, a fuckin' gift from the Lord compared to the fuckin' Dreamcast controller.
— Pat
Cthulhu, why you got grenades?
— Pat
Now also notice a really good staple of survival horror games: the framerate going to shit when there are multiple enemies.
— Pat
What is this, a Woolie game? All I'm doing is shooting dogs!
— Matt
You will surely get the Carnbey.
— Pat
That Resident Evil valve noise has followed me through my life.
— Pat
Fuck CVX.
— Pat
Are you walking and shooting and aiming and moving?
— Pat
If we don't keep it clean for the kids, how am I going to tell them to do crack?
— Pat
You know what I want to institute? Two Best Friends: The PG Era
— Matt

Trivia Edit

  • Pat reveals in this video (at around 14:30) that this video was recorded before the intro animation was created.

Gallery Edit

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