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Shitstorm V: Shitsurrection

ANATOMY

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Game ANATOMY
Controller Pat
Length 48:30
Next Nightcry
“That was the most horrible thing I've seen since being in Woolie's bathroom.” — Matt


Anatomy is the first episode of Matt and Pat's Shitstorm V: Shitsurrection special.


About Edit

"I stood there motionless in the hallway as a faraway sound echoing throughout the hallways of the house had frozen my blood. After a few moments...the reverberations from the indescribable noise faded, and soon enough...my fear. I then decided it must have been the creaking bones of the structure I was in, simply settling and relaxing into the foundations of rock and earth it was built upon. Breathing in, I then turned around to trek back up the stairs, and just as swiftly the breath was sucked back out of my lungs once more. I was thereupon starring at a dark, piteous face that was mere inches away from my own; with sullen eyes and rivets of steel lodged into it's features. It was then at that moment that I knew, as I could feel my very heart cease to pump blood throughout my body...that I was the latest victim of Grandma Swamp."
— Video description

Description Edit

In this episode, Matt and Pat kick off another month of soiled trousers by traveling back to the 90's where lighting fixtures weren't very popular, people stood on tables to listen to their cassette tapes that they would happen to find scotch taped to their basement walls, and occasionally, the universe would just fall apart into a nightmarish hellscape.

Quotes Edit

Instead of watching pornography, you've decided...
— Pat
Well, this is a type of pornography.
— Matt
Why is it more, more spookier with the artifacting?
— Pat
I don't know why. It just, there's a lot of...
— Matt
Matt, I hate this!
— Pat
Just calm down.
— Matt
No!
— Pat
Okay, don't.
— Matt
I will shit and piss my pants all over.
— Pat
One day I'll be brave.
— Pat
Not today, though.
— Matt
Definitely not today.
— Pat
I feel like I'm fucking gonna have a heart attack and shit my pants.
— Pat
It's a heart-shit attack.
— Matt
Sheer shita.. sheer shit.. Shit Heart Attack.
— Pat
Randy Orton hates plates.
— Pat
He's gonna go shit in someone's bag.
— Matt
Why would you do that Mr. Orton?
— Pat
It was out of nowhere.
— Matt
That was the most horrible thing I've seen since being in Woolie's bathroom.
— Matt
Fuck this videogame. What a good videogame.
— Pat
Please enjoy this fuckthrough of Anatomy.
— Matt
A fuckthrough of anatomy is, like, sex, right?
— Pat
Son of a glitch.
— Matt
You're stuck inside Big the Cat!
— Matt

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