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Mystery Box #015

Animorphs: Shattered Reality

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Game Animorphs: Shattered Reality
Length 27:20
Upload Date Jul 6, 2015
Controller Pat
Previous Mystery Box - Episode #014
Next Mystery Box - Episode #016
“I didn't expect to come into this Game of Thrones and get Animorph spoilers.” — Pat


Animorphs: Shattered Reality is the fifteenth episode of the Mystery Box series. In this episode, Pat and Salty Woolie play the game version of a kids book series that's really just the front for a pyramid scheme run on the parents of stupid school children so Scholastic can sell more overpriced key chains and other worthless crap. Except for Goosebumps. Goosebumps is awesome.

About Edit

It's a mystery!
— Video Description

Quotes Edit

You can't make me. You can't, you literally can't.
— Woolie as he leaves the room
Matt told me you love Animorphs.
— Pat
I don't know shit about Animorphs! I never read a single fucking Animorph book!
— Woolie
That's good because I didn't either.
— Pat
That's how you turn into animals, kids.
— Woolie
Just eat all their semen.
— Pat
Remember when you were a voice clip actor? In the early 90's? For Animorphs?
— Pat
We all know that you're just super mad because you love Animorphs. It was your secret shame before Naruto.
— Pat
They're gonna come find you.
— Woolie
The Klonoa fans?
— Pat
You think they're not coordinated.
— Woolie
I want sanctioned curriculum Bloody Roar.
— Woolie
I didn't expect to come into this Game of Thrones and get Animorph spoilers. Yeah, fuck it. That's what I'm going with!
— Pat
No, I can do it.
— Woolie
You can do what?
— Pat
I can run our lives to zero.
— Woolie
Decent means ten out of ten. Don't forget.
— Woolie
I dodge offset your mom. How about that?
— Pat
She would appreciate that.
— Woolie

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