Mystery Box #007


Apocalypse Title
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Game Apocalypse
Length 30:48
Upload Date May 17, 2015
Controller Matt
Previous Mystery Box - Episode #006
Next Mystery Box - Episode #008
“You have to face it head on Bruce. Don't Cop Out.” — Woolie

Apocalypse is the seventh episode of the Mystery Box series. In this episode, Matt and Woolie help Bruce Willis find his hair in a horrific futuristic hell as they shoot Zubaz lasers, discuss sex with cartoon characters, torture themselves by watching Hudson Hawk, and mention every movie Bruce Willis was ever in.

About Edit

It's a mystery!
— Video Description

Quotes Edit

There's such a thing as too futuristic.
— Matt
There's too much future!
— Woolie
What'd he shoot him with?
— Woolie
I don't know. Bruce Willis juice?
— Matt
Shoulder buttons create sexual force and roll.
— Matt
Is the final boss Demi Moore?
— Woolie
I don't know, man. Ancient fucking actors. Wasn't his first wife Betty Boop?
— Woolie
If you had to fuck a cartoon, would it be the girl from Cool World, Holly, or would it be Jessica Rabbit?
— Matt
Absolutely Holly.
— Woolie
You have to face it head on Bruce. Don't Cop Out.
— Woolie
If you wanted we could boot up the Hudson Hawk game on NES...
— Matt
Fuck you! Fuck you, we're not Hudson Hawking shit!
— Woolie
And then he says something about Star Fox and I'm like, 'This Liam kid is pretty cool.', and then he goes to see Looper and he's like, 'I don't like that Looper that much.', and I go, 'Well you're my greatest enemy.'.
— Matt
Liam was like, 'Wow, what a terrible movie.', and I was like, 'Wow, what a terrible human being.'.
— Woolie



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