| Best Friends Play
Apotheon
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| Game | Apotheon |
| Length | 36:23 |
| Controller | Matt |
| Upload Date | Feb 14, 2015 |
“You can't imagine Zeus being like, "I was in a pool! Why'd you guys take that statue of me at that moment?".” — Matt
Best Friends Play Apotheon is a one-off video in which Matt and Woolie play a game deemed by Matt to be too classy for the Best Friends in which they defend ancient Greece from invading forces by Prince of Persia-ing all over the place.
About[]
- “Matt and Woolie put on their nerdy art hats to discuss the subtle antiquities of the ancient world...and Ric Flair!”
- — Video Description
Quotes[]
- “The Roman emperors were all dicks. Also, anyone in Greece always hated the Romans and vice versa. Thank you for supporting PBS.”
- — Matt
- “That's how I say it 'cause I'm white as shit.”
- — Matt
- “It's like looking at ancient art on the walls and they see Ric Flair and decide to put him in there.”
- — Matt
- “As long as you're ancient and not American sounding, it's good enough for us.”
- — Woolie on British voice acting
- “Hold that delta on your chest.”
- — Woolie
- “You're pretty cool, but you're not as cool as your name implies you should be.”
- — Woolie
- “People have asked, "Do you guys not like God of War?". It's like, no it's fine, it's just that I get tired of a Mary Sue that comes in that's this big dude that's like, "I'm gonna kill every single Greek hero 'cause they sucked. We like our hero better.".”
- — Matt
- “Don't fuck with him. He's holding a torch and stabbing the ground. I don't trust that shit, bro.”
- — Woolie
- “Motherfuckers that want to be known as the hardest bitches around attack the places named after the gods.”
- — Woolie
- “You can't imagine Zeus being like, "I was in a pool! Why'd you guys take that statue of me at that moment?".”
- — Matt
- “Zeus - King of Gods and Men. And He with the tiny dick. Look at it! You can't even tell which one is the balls!”
- — Woolie