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Assassin's Creed IV Black Flag

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Game Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag
Season 8
Episode 4
Length 17:31
Upload Date November 24, 2013
Controller Pat
Previous Beyond Two Souls
Next Dead Rising 3
“Dude, if you kill the shark and bring it back to your girlfriend that's waiting for you in Havana...” — Matt
“SPLOOSH!” — Pat


Two Best Friends Play Assassin's Creed IV Black Flag is a Machinima episode in which Matt and Pat attempt to shoot invincible crabs, get distracted by a delicious boar, make it rain on a dog, smoke bomb some motherfuckers, and go to Florida.


AboutEdit

Arrrhhh! Avast! Scurvy Scalliwags! Other Pirate Cliches! Umm...Johnny Depp!
— Video description
ARRRRRRR! Shiver me timbers, Matt and Pat drink alot of rum and kill alot of ninjas! I mean, Pirates!
— Website descriptions

IntroEdit

The intro cartoon has Matt and Pat broadsiding each other with their respective pirate ships. After they fire, both of them end up floating in the water.

QuotesEdit

I have a boat, you can't stop it... except for the people that have a bigger boat!
— Matt
There are no more sexual animals on this island.
— Pat
MOM! Mom, they took my pirate backpack!
— Matt
No Rose and Jack moment for me.
— Pat (as he attempts to swim into a sinking ship that is on fire)
Target lost due to delicious boar.
— Matt
James Small is just oozing out of me.
— Matt
Man, those pirates. I hate their chiseled good looks and large penises.
— Matt
I was totally waiting for the chiseled good looks, so I can talk about their large penises.
— Pat
I'll be the gingerest pirate of them all... red beard. No, Lava beard!
— Pat
I'll fuck the sea with this boat.
— Pat
Ubisoft hates fun: confirmed.
— Pat
I'm gonna call my boat ChuChu Rocket!
— Matt
I'm trying to get the bosoms. Hold on.
— Pat
There she blows, it's Pat's Mother!
— Matt

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