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Assassin's Creed Syndicate

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Game Assassin's Creed: Syndicate
Season 10
Episode 2
Length 15:21
Upload Date Nov 15, 2015; Dec 27, 2016 (re-upload)
Controller Pat
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“What's Unity? Isn't that an engine?” — Matt
“I believe that's a Michael Jackson album.” — Pat


New Super Best Friends Play Assassin's Creed Syndicate is a Machinima episode in which Matt and Pat dust off their horrible British accents in order to invent corgis, sabotage the queen's bath, get tickets for "George Carlin's Skeleton: Live", and create the next Assassin's Creed game starring Ice Cube and Snoop Dogg.

AboutEdit

Wot did you say about me mum? I’ll jam a hidden blade right into yer gob, I will!
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QuotesEdit

Like you said, we have to get our shitty British accents ready.
— Matt
These stupid children keep crying as they die.
— Pat
Just pump more polio into them.
— Matt
So you're going to be assassinating the most notable British people of the day like Guy Ritchie, John Lennon, Madonna...
— Matt
No, you're usually hanging out with them. They usually invent fake British people for you to kill and then have cool British people for you to hang out with.
— Pat
That must be a short list.
— Matt
In 2007, it seemed like Altaire's group were trained since birth and only when they were twenty, or whatever, they were considered full assassins, and now anyone just shows up to the Assassin's Creed fucking Depot, here's your fucking arm-blade.
— Matt
You couldn't portray 19th century England without a bunch of dead kids.
— Pat
What's Unity? Isn't that an engine?
— Matt
I believe that's a Michael Jackson album.
— Pat
Look at these holograms, I'm shooting them from my asshole in 1982.
— Matt
Aw yeah, that's right. That's how Hatsune Miku was created.
— Pat
I bet when you cut this, none of the jokes that make it in will have anything to do with the game.
— Pat
Do it Liam style. Sloppy and fast.
— Matt
I'm the angriest, dirtiest skeleton around. I'm basically an American hero.
— Pat
The best thing Assassin's Creed ever did was give you a button to play less of it.
— Pat
Get fucked old lady, or little girl?
— Matt
That horse dick slapping your face. Like Clubber Lang.
— Matt
That's the height of comedy right there.
— Pat

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