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Assassin's Creed Unity

Assassins Creed Unity Title
Watch this episode on YouTube
Game Assassin's Creed Unity
Season 9
Episode 11
Length 16:24
Upload Date Feb 8, 2015
Controller Matt and Pat
Previous Saints Row: Gat Out of Hell
Next The Order 1886
“This game was made by people of many faiths and beliefs, but not accents.” — Pat

Assassin's Creed Unity is a Machinima episode in which Matt and Pat play one of the buggiest games in the last decade without any patches or updates. As they do, they spot on French accents, become orphans, throw around buckets off piss and have ghosts remember them.

About Edit

Oh no Assassins Creed Unity, don't worry! WE DIDN'T FORGET ABOUT YOU!
— Facebook description

Quotes Edit

We decided to strike while the iron was super cold and rusted and old...
— Pat
You gotta chase this guy, but don't worry, he'll just give up because you're in France.
— Matt
I bet his dad is fucking dead and rich. Like, he's this rich French skeleton that speaks in a British accent.
— Matt
He's gonna have a sweet dueling gold jet duel with Lars Ulrich.
— Matt
This game was made by people of many faiths and beliefs, but not accents.
— Pat
This big bouffant asshole going around.
— Matt
Look at my pristine teeth! You can eat off them!
— Matt
The peasants aren't good enough for this vomit.
— Pat
In some medieval towns they're disappointed if no one says it smells like piss, so they just take fucking buckets and just splash it around.
— Matt
My little guillotine can't possibly be this cute.
— Pat
Their faces look great, to be fair.
— Matt
Yeah. It's a shame they aren't melting.
— Pat

Trivia Edit

  • During the episode, the Best Friends reveal that they have deleted all updates and patches from the game in the hopes of getting the infamous 'no face' glitch to occur. 


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