Rustlemania 19

Backyard Wrestling 2: There Goes the Neighborhood

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Game Backyard Wrestling 2: There Goes the Neighborhood
Length 27:46
Winner Matt, Pat (2x), Woolie
Previous Wrestlemania 21
Next Saturday Night Slammasters
“There's a lot of man goo in wrestling.” — Pat

Backyard Wrestling 2: There Goes the Neighborhood is the nineteenth episode in the Best Friends' Rustlemania special.


I'd love to have Tera Patrick in my backyard. Wait, no.
— Video Description

Description Edit

In this episode, Matt, Pat, and Woolie take it outside and perform sick chainsaw combos with Violent J and some of little Matthew Jr's past favorite porn stars. The game was surprisingly good and all went well until the end when Woolie mentioned the word "cunch" too much and prevented it from getting a perfect unrustled score by rustling Matt's jimmies.

Quotes Edit

Andrew W.K.? I thought he was dead!
— Matt
He is dead.
— Pat
— Woolie
It's Violent J, my hero.
— Pat
Is that just Scott Hall in a luchador mask?
— Matt on El Drunko
Look! Look at that big porn damage!
— Pat
Why is this a real game?
— Pat
Oh my god, not my dick! She got a whole hand up my butt!
— Pat
The Great Milenko, available in stores now!
— Woolie
Andrew W.K., in his natural environment (The Junkyard).
— Matt
Original Xbox stop, you're drunk.
— Matt
Get chicken fingers for Bubbles!
— Woolie
This whole thing is like an Eminem music video.
— Woolie
That animation had too much animation.
— Matt
Knockout! With the cunch! The cunch FTW!
— Woolie
— Matt and Pat simultaneously

Jimmies' Status Edit

Matt - [x]Rustled [ ]Unrustled

Pat - [ ]Rustled [x]Unrustled

Woolie - [ ]Rustled [x]Unrustled

Trivia Edit

  • The intro song is Wilhelm Richard Wagner's "Flight of the Valkyries", used as the theme song for Daniel Bryan.
  • The outro song is "Voices" by Rev Theory, Randy Orton's theme song.

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