Cryme Tyme:
Bad Boys Miami Takedown
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Game | Bad Boys: Miami Takedown |
Length | 28:29 |
Upload Date | May 10, 2015 |
Controller | Matt |
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“I told Woolie we were gonna do a Mystery Box and I double swerved him and it's motherfucking Cryme Tyme up in this bitch!” — Matt
Bad Boys Miami Takedown is a Cryme Tyme episode in which Matt and Woolie play the most poorly tied in, barely based on the movie, movie game ever as they begin the great hand dryer wars, prattle off Will Smith movies, and fight their way through Pat's neighborhood.
About[]
- “Matt and Woolie slice the faces off Will Smith and Martin Lawrence and wear said faces for this very special Mystery Box/Cryme Tyme!”
- — Website description
Quotes[]
- “I told Woolie we were gonna do a Mystery Box and I double swerved him and it's motherfucking Cryme Tyme up in this bitch!”
- — Matt
- “When it gets to the fifth and sixth act, that's where it really picks up, though.”
- — Matt, on Bad Boys 2
- “Think about the worst thing in the world and then double down lower.”
- — Matt
- “Holy shit. This is nothing. We're playing nothing.”
- — Woolie
- “Just be thankful there's no two-player option, then we'd be forced to both play.”
- — Matt
- “Is this gonna be another breakfast war but with hand drying shit?”
- — Matt
- “There was no war. There was just you yelling at me.”
- — Woolie
- “They didn't even get a black guy to voice it!?”
- — Woolie
- “Yo Marcus, stop trying to go through the world. That's a B class bug, you ain't gonna fix that.”
- — Matt
- “Being black has changed. ID tagged corn rows and ID tagged dew rags.”
- — Matt
- “Is this the sun or is Skynet launching the nukes?”
- — Matt
- “Alright, who is responsible for this donkey punch of a game?”
- — Matt
- “I need to know who to target. I need to know who's career we need to blow up right now.”
- — Woolie