Mystery Box #016

Banjo Kazooie

Banjo Kazooie
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Game Banjo Kazooie (Xbox Live Arcade version)
Length 46:21
Upload Date Jul 15, 2015
Controller CrankyConstruct
Previous Mystery Box - Episode #015
Next Mystery Box - Episode #017
“I can't wait to see high-res, sexy-ass Gratilda when you game over!” — Matt

Banjo Kazooie the sixteenth episode of the Mystery Box series. In this episode, Matt and Woolie are joined by commonly-employed Zaibatsu animator CrankyConstruct as they dive into the XBLA version of a beloved childhood classic. In their quest for luscious, gyrating witch ass, they reminisce about Donkey Kong 64, imagine a world without Sega consoles, raise their insight meter, use time powers to hide N64 cartridges and let Posh Spice win.

About Edit

It's a mystery! With a special guest!
— Video description

Quotes Edit

Fuck this, where's the nuts and bolts?
— Woolie
That's something where me and Woolie entertained James Small for a while, him going 'Nut and Bolts is fuckin' ace' and we're like 'okay, we'll sit down and watch it' and I remember I looked over at Woolie and Woolie looked over at me we were like... we gotta go James....'
— Matt
I can't wait to see high-res, sexy-ass Gratilda when you game over!
— Matt
I didn't know Sega made consoles except for like, the Game Gear.
— Cranky
So no matter where you fall in that Mario 64/Banjo Kazooie debate, as long as you aren't one of those Donkey Kong 64 people....
— Woolie
Nipper has joined the hunt!
— Woolie
I am the abortion!
— Cranky
Use The World to hide Earthworm Jim 3D.
— Woolie
When all else fails in a Best Friends video, insert cute thing into Berserk or God of War or Bloodborne.
— Woolie
I don't want to face my childhood.
— Cranky

Trivia Edit

  • Though this is CrankyConstruct's third time being in a Best Friends video, this is his first guest appearance in which he speaks.

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