| Two Best Friends Play:
Barbie Dreamhouse Party
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| Game | Barbie Dreamhouse Party |
| Season | 8 |
| Episode | 13 |
| Length | 13:33 |
| Upload Date | Jan 26, 2014 |
| Controller | Matt, Pat, Woolie, and Liam |
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“Ken batter will satisfy a small amount of your hunger.” — Matt
EAT A BURGER, BARBIE! - Barbie Dreamhouse Party - Two Best Friends Play is a Machinima episode in which Matt, Pat, Woolie, and Liam unwittingly participate in history's darkest experiment, during which they apply makeup, discover hidden wardrobes, plot against Barbie, and stack ID-tagged pastries.
About[]
- “This game has taken a dark turn.”
- — Video description
- “If you have to ask why we’re playing this, you don’t know us well enough.”
- — Website description
Intro[]
The intro animation begins with Matt sitting in a salon chair, when a woman holds a mirror to his face and shows him just how pretty he looks, much to Matt's enjoyment. In the chair next to this, a horse is putting a flower in Pat's hair, enraging him. Pat hits the horse with a nearby hand mirror, and the horse retaliates by biting Pat's wrist.
Quotes[]
- “I want Barbie to go nuts and just start talking to furniture.”
- — Matt
- “You told me there'd be anime chicks.”
- — Liam
- “We need some Gianna Michaels Barbies in here!”
- — Matt
- “KEEEEEEEEEEEEN!”
- — Woolie and Liam
- “Sprinkle some sugar on your butthole, Barbie!”
- — Matt, as Ken
- “It's where the S&M dungeon is.”
- — Matt
- “Make these plastic girls even more plastic.”
- — Woolie
- “Why does a little kid live in Barbie's creepy sex house?”
- — Pat
- “Never give up! Do the impossible, see the invisible!”
- — Matt
- “Accessorize or die!”
- — Matt
- “Look, look. Their butts are the same. Flat and plastic.”
- — Pat
- “Just the way no one likes them.”
- — Matt
- “This feels like Dark Souls in a way.”
- — Matt
- “I want pants that say 'Juicy' on the asshole.”
- — Matt
- “I was told there would be jeggings!”
- — Woolie
- “War has changed!”
- — Liam
- “ID tag muffins in ID tag kitchens!”
- — Matt
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