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Barbie Dreamhouse Party

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Game Barbie Dreamhouse Party
Season 8
Episode 13
Length 13:33
Upload Date Jan 26, 2014
Controller Matt, Pat, Woolie, and Liam
Previous Assassin's Creed Liberation HD
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“Ken batter will satisfy a small amount of your hunger.” — Matt

EAT A BURGER, BARBIE! - Barbie Dreamhouse Party - Two Best Friends Play is a Machinima episode in which Matt, Pat, Woolie, and Liam unwittingly participate in history's darkest experiment, during which they apply makeup, discover hidden wardrobes, plot against Barbie, and stack ID-tagged pastries.


This game has taken a dark turn.
— Video description
If you have to ask why we’re playing this, you don’t know us well enough.
— Website description


The intro animation begins with Matt sitting in a salon chair, when a woman holds a mirror to his face and shows him just how pretty he looks, much to Matt's enjoyment. In the chair next to this, a horse is putting a flower in Pat's hair, enraging him. Pat hits the horse with a nearby hand mirror, and the horse retaliates by biting Pat's wrist.


I want Barbie to go nuts and just start talking to furniture.
— Matt
You told me there'd be anime chicks.
— Liam
We need some Gianna Michaels Barbies in here!
— Matt
— Woolie and Liam
Sprinkle some sugar on your butthole, Barbie!
— Matt, as Ken
It's where the S&M dungeon is.
— Matt
Make these plastic girls even more plastic.
— Woolie
Why does a little kid live in Barbie's creepy sex house?
— Pat
Never give up! Do the impossible, see the invisible!
— Matt
Accessorize or die!
— Matt
Look, look. Their butts are the same. Flat and plastic.
— Pat
Just the way no one likes them.
— Matt
This feels like Dark Souls in a way.
— Matt
I want pants that say 'Juicy' on the asshole.
— Matt
I was told there would be jeggings!
— Woolie
War has changed!
— Liam
ID tag muffins in ID tag kitchens!
— Matt


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