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Barkley Shut Up and Jam Gaiden

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Game Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden
Episodes 12
Combined Length 6:48:38
Original Run May 10, 2014 - June 13, 2014
Controller Pat
“I have to take a goddamn Monster Hunter hunt quest to kill Bill Cosby.” — Pat
“This is the best game ever made.” — Liam


Best Friends Play Barkely Shut Up and Jam Gaiden is a full Let's Play in which Pat and Liam cure diabetes with tobacco, pray to the patron saint of slams and jams, and come to the startling realization that this game is actually kinda good.

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Pat and Liam cure diabetes with tobacco, pray to the patron saint of slams and jams, and come to the startling realization that this game is actually kinda good.
— Website description

See the individual episode descriptions at the Barkley Shut Up and Jam Gaiden Descriptions page.

Quotes Edit

It's like, 'Hey dad, you're a recovering drug addict, watch me smoke this crack.'
Liam
This easily writes into my slash fiction.
Pat
You have a Nike bar.
Liam
It might be perfect, it might be racist, it might be perfectly racist.
Pat
I can't believe how much diabetes I have.
Pat
Mayan rumors are the worst rumors.
Liam
Why is it that this weird, bullshit, hacked together, bullshit game, that barely counts, and I don't think is actually real, has more in depth fighting mechanics than almost any RPG to come out in the last fifty years?
Pat
This is the hardest battle I've ever balled.
Pat
Awesome, amazing, brilliant.
Liam, on everything
I gotta be more PC about big, scary, red dongs from monsters?
Pat
Holy shit, Lebron James' ghost is talking to us.
Pat
Bionair, the debonair Bioware.
Pat
The Cyberdwarf is hiding in this weird furry lair, and he's ashamed of how he looks?
Pat
You're not trying to be Cyrano de Bergerac here. You're trying to be a snail, trying to get over, trying to get heat.
Pat
These pseudo furries are getting a huge amount of backstory.
Pat
Big ropey strands of plot.
Pat
I hate glaucoma. It's my least favourite status effect.
Pat
Man, I grew up in this game.
Pat
Liam's got all kinds of child support he doesn't pay, and I'm-
Pat
I'm still under house arrest!
Liam
Oh man, this is either the best playthrough or the worst playthrough.
Pat
I have to take a goddamn Monster Hunter hunt quest to kill Bill Cosby.
Pat
This is the best game ever made.
Liam
That game seems rigged as shit.
Pat
It's rigged as shit. Let's play it again.
Liam
Yellow fever is timeless.
Pat
This plot is thickening. Thickening like a disgusting boil.
Pat
Or a delicious gravy. Or both!
Liam
Maybe you shouldn't butter poopers.
Pat
Oh man, I can't wait to give somebody the rundown of this game! "And then Jordan shows up and shoots Barkley's son with type two diabetes!"
Pat
Harriet Tubman likes to go to raves, I guess.
Pat
So Liam, what's up with you?
Pat
I'm just watching this guy suck at video games.
Liam
Harriet Tubman is not in the bible.
Pat
All this Barkley malarkey.
Pat
This game does seem to enhance your quality of your life.
Liam
Just because I'm a ginger red-head, who looks like a leprechaun, and is named Patrick, doesn't mean I'm from Ireland. That's not how it works.
Pat
You're dicking around. You're rubbing Barkley's dick on the statue.
Liam

Trivia Edit

  • This is the first Let's Play to feature a combination of Pat and Liam.
  • The art for Pat and Liam was drawn by CrankyConstruct.
  • Pat accidentally used the Resident Evil 4 title art when he posted part five to the Facebook.
  • At their Con Bravo Panel, it was revealed that Liam was the one who suggested this as their first outing as a team.

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