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Barkley Shut Up and Jam Gaiden
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Game | Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden |
Episodes | 12 |
Combined Length | 6:48:38 |
Original Run | May 10, 2014 - June 13, 2014 |
Controller | Pat |
“I have to take a goddamn Monster Hunter hunt quest to kill Bill Cosby.” — Pat
“This is the best game ever made.” — Liam
Best Friends Play Barkely Shut Up and Jam Gaiden is a full Let's Play in which Pat and Liam cure diabetes with tobacco, pray to the patron saint of slams and jams, and come to the startling realization that this game is actually kinda good.
About[]
- “Pat and Liam cure diabetes with tobacco, pray to the patron saint of slams and jams, and come to the startling realization that this game is actually kinda good.”
- — Website description
See the individual episode descriptions at the Barkley Shut Up and Jam Gaiden Descriptions page.
Quotes[]
- “It's like, 'Hey dad, you're a recovering drug addict, watch me smoke this crack.'”
- — Liam
- “This easily writes into my slash fiction.”
- — Pat
- “You have a Nike bar.”
- — Liam
- “It might be perfect, it might be racist, it might be perfectly racist.”
- — Pat
- “I can't believe how much diabetes I have.”
- — Pat
- “Mayan rumors are the worst rumors.”
- — Liam
- “Why is it that this weird, bullshit, hacked together, bullshit game, that barely counts, and I don't think is actually real, has more in depth fighting mechanics than almost any RPG to come out in the last fifty years?”
- — Pat
- “This is the hardest battle I've ever balled.”
- — Pat
- “Awesome, amazing, brilliant.”
- — Liam, on everything
- “I gotta be more PC about big, scary, red dongs from monsters?”
- — Pat
- “Holy shit, Lebron James' ghost is talking to us.”
- — Pat
- “Bionair, the debonair Bioware.”
- — Pat
- “The Cyberdwarf is hiding in this weird furry lair, and he's ashamed of how he looks?”
- — Pat
- “You're not trying to be Cyrano de Bergerac here. You're trying to be a snail, trying to get over, trying to get heat.”
- — Pat
- “These pseudo furries are getting a huge amount of backstory.”
- — Pat
- “Big ropey strands of plot.”
- — Pat
- “I hate glaucoma. It's my least favourite status effect.”
- — Pat
- “Man, I grew up in this game.”
- — Pat
- “Liam's got all kinds of child support he doesn't pay, and I'm-”
- — Pat
- “I'm still under house arrest!”
- — Liam
- “Oh man, this is either the best playthrough or the worst playthrough.”
- — Pat
- “I have to take a goddamn Monster Hunter hunt quest to kill Bill Cosby.”
- — Pat
- “This is the best game ever made.”
- — Liam
- “That game seems rigged as shit.”
- — Pat
- “It's rigged as shit. Let's play it again.”
- — Liam
- “Yellow fever is timeless.”
- — Pat
- “This plot is thickening. Thickening like a disgusting boil.”
- — Pat
- “Or a delicious gravy. Or both!”
- — Liam
- “Maybe you shouldn't butter poopers.”
- — Pat
- “Oh man, I can't wait to give somebody the rundown of this game! "And then Jordan shows up and shoots Barkley's son with type two diabetes!"”
- — Pat
- “Harriet Tubman likes to go to raves, I guess.”
- — Pat
- “So Liam, what's up with you?”
- — Pat
- “I'm just watching this guy suck at video games.”
- — Liam
- “Harriet Tubman is not in the bible.”
- — Pat
- “All this Barkley malarkey.”
- — Pat
- “This game does seem to enhance your quality of your life.”
- — Liam
- “Just because I'm a ginger red-head, who looks like a leprechaun, and is named Patrick, doesn't mean I'm from Ireland. That's not how it works.”
- — Pat
- “You're dicking around. You're rubbing Barkley's dick on the statue.”
- — Liam
Trivia[]
- This is the first Let's Play to feature a combination of Pat and Liam.
- The art for Pat and Liam was drawn by CrankyConstruct.
- Pat accidentally used the Resident Evil 4 title art when he posted part five to the Facebook.
- At their Con Bravo Panel, it was revealed that Liam was the one who suggested this as their first outing as a team.