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Batman: The Telltale Series
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Game | Batman: The Telltale Series |
Episodes | 16 |
Combined Length | 7:53:32 |
Original Run | Mar 26, 2017 - Apr 27, 2017 |
Controller | Matt |
For the second season of Telltale's Batman, see Batman: The Enemy Within
“Each one of those Batarangs was coated in AIDS!” — Woolie
Best Friends Play Batman: The Telltale Series is a full Let's Play in which Matt and Woolie prevent Catwoman from stealing all the sound effects, bemoan their inability to prevent Harvey Dent from becoming Twenty-Face, teach kids that revenge is cool, and visit David Cage Asylum.
About[]
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- — Website playlist description
See the individual episode descriptions at the Batman: The Telltale Series Descriptions page.
Quotes[]
- “Do you want the most useless option of anything ever?”
- — Matt about the Bat-Tech color
- “I thought it was gonna say, 'Batman is not a real person. Do not attempt to avenge your parents at home.'.”
- — Matt
- “Have you heard about this guy? He beats you up... and then leaves you alone.”
- — Matt
- “We fought on every rooftop in Gotham ever.”
- — Matt
- “We also fucked on every rooftop in Gotham ever.”
- — Woolie
- “We fucked-fighted on every Gotham rooftop ever.”
- — Matt
- “Batman, you gotta pay the troll toll if you want this boy's hole.”
- — Woolie as Penguin
- “Hey, listen, Batman, if you're gonna have to fight me, you're gonna fight my magnum dong.”
- — Matt as Penguin
- “There should be a prompt that says 'Make New Robin'.”
- — Matt about Homeless Person
- “He's got a British accent. That means he's a bit more important as a character!”
- — Woolie, in a British accent
- “Just like the rumors that your daughter can walk! There's allegations that her legs work. What do you have to say about that?”
- — Woolie to Commissioner Gordon
- “Everything will go red and.. Republicans will vote? I don't really get what that's supposed to signify.”
- — Matt
- “The buildings are still Liberal, as you can see..”
- — Woolie
- “But the Morlocks are Republicans.”
- — Matt
- “Each one of those Batarangs was coated in AIDS!”
- — Woolie
- “Look at little Bruce practicing how to shiv people.”
- — Matt
- “Remember the other day when Pat came up here and he was moving at five frames a second? It was rough. Then he started screen tearing. It was gross.”
- — Woolie
- “Grosser than usual.”
- — Matt
- “These are some gross pictures, Alfred. I'm uploading them to the Bat-Computer. Put them in the 'Gross' file.”
- — Matt
- “Get those up on Bat-Chan.”
- — Woolie
- “On Bruce's Bat-Computer, there's like, three folders. There's 'Gross', then there's 'Icky', and then there's 'My Dead Parents'. ...And pictures of Catwoman's butt.”
- — Matt
- “You had me at Hyper Combo Crackshoot finish.”
- — Matt
- “Dammit. Steve Jobs changes the port on the bottom of the iPhone, gotta redesign the whole Batcave!”
- — Woolie
- “'I'm dealing with it.' says man in a grown bat-suit.”
- — Woolie
- “Is she going rogue?”
- — Woolie
- “Yeah, she's gonna get mutant powers and put a white streak in her hair.”
- — Matt
- “Canadian politics, we have like, seven gangs, and they all have a shot. They're like gangs in The Warriors movie.”
- — Matt
- “Yeah man, you didn't see Thomas Mulcair putting on the war paint?”
- — Woolie
- “Also, if you think about it, our prime minister is basically a Lannister.”
- — Woolie
- “Be on the lookout for dudes that are gonna throw their jizz at you as you walk by.”
- — Woolie
- “Yeah, he likes me! Please buy all Batman action figures and merchandise.”
- — Matt
- “What are you saying? All white girls look the same, Woolie?”
- — Matt
- “Kinda!”
- — Woolie
- “I'm sorry, Batman has The World?”
- — Matt
Choices[]
Episode 1: Realm of Shadows[]
- Defied Falcone by inviting Harvey into the meeting
- Provided Vicki with a quote
- Brutally broke the docks shooter's arm
- Gave the Falcone data to Vicki Vale
- Handed Falcone over to the police safe and sound
Episode 2: Children of Arkham[]
- Eased Falcone's pain with morphine
- Tried to kiss Selina
- Chose to visit Mayor Hill as Bruce Wayne
- Continued to fund Harvey's campaign
- Saved Harvey over Selina
Episode 3: New World Order[]
- Chose to back up Harvey
- Kept composure when provoked by Oswald
- Had Lucius quit and work full-time for Batman
- Spent the night with Selina
- Refused to physically attack Harvey
Episode 4: Guardian of Gotham[]
- Denied Joker a favor in return for help in Arkham
- Followed Joker's advice and made a phone call to get out of Arkham
- Paid off the enforcer at Harvey's security checkpoint
- Chose to intimidate Harvey as Batman
- Chose to stop Oswald from destroying your tech
Episode 5: City of Lights[]
- Pocketed Harvey's coin
- Comforted Alfred that he wasn't to blame
- Deemed Selina as nothing more than a thief
- Kept the cowl on
- Showed up to Gordon's address as Bruce
Trivia[]
- The intro was made by Volta Bass.