Two Best Friends Play:

Batman Arkham City

Batman Arkham City
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Game Batman: Arkham City
Season 3
Episode 11
Length 12:14
Upload Date Oct 23, 2011
Controller Matt & Pat
Previous Dead Rising 2 Off The Record
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“They don't have mail order rocket hookers!” — Pat
“Bruce Wayne does. Look at him!” — Matt

Two Best Friends Play: Batman Arkham City is a Machinima episode in which Matt and Pat heckle The Penguin, throw all of the Catwomen in a pot and stir it with their dicks, show off their sick moves they learned from Qui-Gon Jinn, and struggle with their Christian Bale Batman voices.


Hey let’s sail around like a big dork in a bat costume and beat up a bunch of Nolan Norths!
— Website description


As Bruce Wayne, I will continue to do as I can while protecting the citizens of Gotham
— Matt while ignoring a man being beaten
You mean getting shot in an alley like a bitch.
— Pat
This just in. Bruce Wayne goes insane.
— Matt
Tell me, incriptor! WHO DID IT?!
— Matt
Hey look, down there. It's Scarecrow and The Penguin and they are arguing about sandwiches.
— Pat
— Matt and Pat
Hey, should I be all sneaky or should I just kick the shit out of these dudes? I'm going to kick the shit out of these dudes!
— Pat
Scanning this indicates to me that Val Kilmer is fat.
— Matt
Pretty fucking crazy!
— Matt and Pat
I'm showing off all of my sick moves to these doctors.
— Pat


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