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Battle Construction Vehicles

SatScrubs Battle Construction
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Game Battle Construction Vehicles
Upload Date Dec 12, 2014
Length 41:49
Next Final Fight Revenge
“This is what the Fighterpedia movie was going to be about.” — Woolie


Battle Construction Vehicles is the first episode of Saturday Morning Scrublords. This week, Matt, Pat, Woolie, and Liam relight the Scrublords torch and delve back into the worst fighting games have to offer. They revoke Pat's Scrublord Tournament champion title, talk in British accents, show off their expert knowledge of construction equipment, and give up on the multiplayer so they can get absorbed into the game's stunning narrative.

About Edit

Our days of violent construction have already begun. Friday Night Fisticuffs is for TRUE LOVEMAKING FITEGAMES. Saturday Morning Scrublords is for the poverty. Will it be top tiers or top tears? Find out every week!
— Video Description

Quotes Edit

It's Saturday Morning Scrublords!
— Woolie
Despite the fact we're gonna put this video series up on Friday nights.
— Pat
This is what the Fighterpedia movie was going to be about.
— Woolie
Maximum bulldozer!
— Liam
I'm in the hospital giving birth to another Dreamcast! That's how they keep getting into people's houses.
— Matt as the Queen of England
Beat him with your Japanese bushido vehicle.
— Liam
This is just like those Japanese cartoons that I frequently watch.
— Matt
Matt always makes sure to remove the memory cards so that we can't get the poison in the system.
— Pat
This is like Fast and Furious but slow and methodical.
— Matt
That's the Scrublords way. If it went well, it's a Friday Night Fisticuffs.
— Matt
Simpsons joke.
— Pat
You know they don't tip in the U.K.?
— Woolie
Cause the assumption is the food is bad.
— Pat
Ancient Japanese Marmite.
— Woolie
Is that an explosive? What is that, like thermite?
— Pat
She's using the winds of construction to defeat you.
— Pat
If anyone out there has the power to make this kind of thing happen, please make it happen and record it. 'Cause I really want to see it now.
— Liam
“'Cause you've got to find a company who's really down on their luck.
— Woolie
How about Capcom?
— Matt
Don't let Ryu join in the fight. He'll summon his samurai hooligan army.
— Matt
Oh no it's a thousand ghost chavs.
— Pat

Wins/LossesEdit

Matt 0/0
Pat 0/1
Woolie 2/0
Liam 0/1

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