| Saturday Morning Scrublords
Battle Construction Vehicles
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| Game | Battle Construction Vehicles |
| Upload Date | Dec 12, 2014 |
| Length | 41:49 |
| Next | Final Fight Revenge |
“This is what the Fighterpedia movie was going to be about.” — Woolie
Battle Construction Vehicles is the first episode of Saturday Morning Scrublords. This week, Matt, Pat, Woolie, and Liam relight the Scrublords torch and delve back into the worst fighting games have to offer. They revoke Pat's Scrublord Tournament champion title, talk in British accents, show off their expert knowledge of construction equipment, and give up on the multiplayer so they can get absorbed into the game's stunning narrative.
About[]
- “Our days of violent construction have already begun. Friday Night Fisticuffs is for TRUE LOVEMAKING FITEGAMES. Saturday Morning Scrublords is for the poverty. Will it be top tiers or top tears? Find out every week!”
- — Video Description
Quotes[]
- “It's Saturday Morning Scrublords!”
- — Woolie
- “Despite the fact we're gonna put this video series up on Friday nights.”
- — Pat
- “This is what the Fighterpedia movie was going to be about.”
- — Woolie
- “Maximum bulldozer!”
- — Liam
- “I'm in the hospital giving birth to another Dreamcast! That's how they keep getting into people's houses.”
- — Matt as the Queen of England
- “Beat him with your Japanese bushido vehicle.”
- — Liam
- “This is just like those Japanese cartoons that I frequently watch.”
- — Matt
- “Matt always makes sure to remove the memory cards so that we can't get the poison in the system.”
- — Pat
- “This is like Fast and Furious but slow and methodical.”
- — Matt
- “That's the Scrublords way. If it went well, it's a Friday Night Fisticuffs.”
- — Matt
- “Simpsons joke.”
- — Pat
- “You know they don't tip in the U.K.?”
- — Woolie
- “Cause the assumption is the food is bad.”
- — Pat
- “Ancient Japanese Marmite.”
- — Woolie
- “Is that an explosive? What is that, like thermite?”
- — Pat
- “She's using the winds of construction to defeat you.”
- — Pat
- “If anyone out there has the power to make this kind of thing happen, please make it happen and record it. 'Cause I really want to see it now.”
- — Liam
- “'Cause you've got to find a company who's really down on their luck.”
- — Woolie
- “How about Capcom?”
- — Matt
- “Don't let Ryu join in the fight. He'll summon his samurai hooligan army.”
- — Matt
- “Oh no it's a thousand ghost chavs.”
- — Pat
Wins/Losses[]
| Matt | 0/0 |
|---|---|
| Pat | 0/1 |
| Woolie | 2/0 |
| Liam | 0/1 |