Friday Night Fisticuffs

Battle Fantasia / UFC Dreamcast

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Game Battle Fantasia, Ultimate Fighting Championship (Dreamcast)
Upload Date Sep 26, 2014
Length 1:06:39
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“I'm sure a hundred-thousand people just went, 'I did not want this!'” — Pat

Battle Fantasia / UFC Dreamcast is the twenty-fifth episode of Friday Night Fisticuffs series. This week, Matt, Pat, Woolie, and Liam give the fans what they wanted as they turn into centaurs, use new Bridget tech, heat my justice, and play heavy metal band or Mace: The Dark Age character. Then they resurrect the spiral flavored abortion that is the Dreamcast so they can pit prisoners against sad porn stars.

About Edit

Bit of a weird combo this week, but fuck it! Let's fisticuffs!
— Website description


For the people at home who are like, 'What the fuck is this?', look at the description.
— Pat
Just appeal to your GACHI by throwing your Heat Up.
— Matt
If I could turn into a centaur when I do anything, I would not.
— Matt
What about for sex?
— Pat
I'm sure a hundred-thousand people just went, 'I did not want this!'
— Pat
Don't break the law in China. That's a pro tip from Pat.
— Pat
I had a competition. I had a Snake, she had a bunny. Guess who bit zero people, guess who bit twelve? Not the snake.
— Matt
Remember when Blue Dragon was so bad you apologized to your whole family?
— Pat
Yes, actually.
— Liam
I need to protect you brother. So die!
— Woolie
When you can hear the console, you know it's going to be good.
— Liam
I speak the language of big, sweaty men hitting each other.
— Pat
I'm just gonna strap two Chun Li's to my thighs.
— Matt
I'm just gonna shove it in my throat till I gag.
— Pat

Wins/Losses Edit

Battle Fantasia

Matt 2/3
Pat 3/3
Woolie 5/2
Liam 1/3

Ultimate Fighting Championship

Matt 2/7
Pat 6/4
Woolie 8/4
Liam 4/5

Letter Time Edit

There was no Letter Time this week.

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