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Beyond: Two Souls

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Game Beyond: Two Souls
Season 8
Episode 3
Length 14:33
Upload Date October 20, 2013
Controller Pat, Woolie
Previous Grand Theft Auto V
Next Assassin's Creed IV Black Flag

For the full Let's Play, see Beyond Two Souls (Full Let's Play)

“Warning: if you have a history of liking good stories, stop playing!” — Matt


Two Best Friends Play Beyond Two Souls is a Machinima episode in which Matt, Pat, and Woolie trash David Cage, shoot kamehamehas, insert ghost tampons, impersonate James Small, and get revenge on evil British Matt.


About Edit

THE FINALE OF THE SADNESS TRILOGY!
— Video description
A supercut of the best moments of our LP of Beyond Two Souls. Although “best moments” in a David Cage game is kinda hard to imagine.
— Website description

Intro Edit

The intro shows Matt and Pat in their apartment looking bored as they play Heavy Rain. Whilst Pat struggles with the Sixaxis motion controls, a telekinetic force bombards Matt with his Predator figures. A floating Jason head then appears and bashes Pat with David Cage games.

QuotesEdit

The Legend of Machete Kill David Cage! That'd be so sick!
— Matt
Warning: if you have a history of liking good stories, stop playing!
— Matt
One good pretentious train wreck deserves another!
— Woolie
You love those hamburger phones that go crazy and cross dress!
— Pat
Please don't hammer nails into my penis!
— Matt
I was buying this for Pat, not for myself, and, I swear to God, another guy was returning it.
— Matt
She broke all of our breadsticks!
— Pat
Just fist that Barbie doll!
— Pat
Flintstones chewable blank is the sickest.
— Pat
You won’t believe how much candy I can get into my mouth.
— Pat
Don't worry, Ellen Page, 'cause Woolie's just gonna watch you in the bathroom!
— Matt
Let's just do a dorm invasion!
— Matt
I'd like to put my VMU in your slot!
— Matt and Pat (in British accent)
Where's the dong-grabbing prompt?
— Pat
Cause if it's not fuck right off the edge of my dick!
— Matt
REVEEEEEEEEEENGE!
— Pat

Trivia Edit

  • Though the title for this episode is "Two Best Friends Play Beyond Two Souls", the title card used in the intro says "Super Best Friends", since three Best Friends are involved.

Gallery Edit

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