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Beyond Two Souls

Beyond Two Souls Full Let's Play
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Game Beyond: Two Souls
Episodes 17
Combined Length 9:29:17
Original Run Nov 1, 2013 - Dec 8, 2013
Controller Pat and Woolie
“Press X to 'Fahkin' Bullshit!'.” — Woolie


Super Best Friends Play Beyond Two Souls is a full Let's Play in which Matt, Pat and Woolie fight ghosts, invade the Chinese Underwater Ghost Base and finally bring the David Cage Sadness Trilogy to an expectedly nonsensical close.


About Edit

Matt, Pat and Woolie fight ghosts, invade the Chinese Underwater Ghost Base and finally bring the David Cage Sadness Trilogy to an expectedly nonsensical close.
— Website description

See the individual episode descriptions at the Beyond Two Souls (Full Let's Play) Descriptions page.

Quotes Edit

Despite all my rage, I'm just David Cage.
Pat
We are now playing as the evil force that attacked Lucas in his apartment.
— Pat
Heater destroying action!
— Woolie
This is Geist! This is exactly Geist!
— Matt
You don't have to control dog food in this game.
— Pat
I bet you do.
— Matt
Press X to 'Fahkin' Bullshit!'.
— Woolie
Passing billiard balls through your anus is a failure of the game designer.
— Pat
Did you just come to this party so your girlfriend could leave an upper decker in our bathroom?
— Pat
Pat just doing what he was always meant to do.
— Matt
Become an underage girl and drink my ass off!
— Pat
Beyond Two Farts.
Matt
Breakfast time, bitch!
— Woolie
Woolie, shoot your ghost powers into my cooch.
— Pat
Aiden's basically been hitting it since day one.
— Woolie
Remember when you were born? Remember how magical that was?
— Pat
Woolie's ruined at least seven Christmases, and saved four.
— Matt
I'm the most fun eight year old girl you've ever met.
— Pat
If Grey Fox shows up, this game will get a pass forever!
— Pat
That's what you get for going into a war zone dressed like a hipster!
— Woolie
Nothing breaks glass like a hundred and fourteen pound girl.
— Matt
I'm sure there's been some dead chick that you were like, "That chicks hot."
— Pat
When you open reality's vagina, you don't walk in.
— Woolie
Oh my god! Is this where we yank that baby out of that woman?
— Pat
This really looks like hes gonna start jerking off.
— Pat
I'd love to get involved in this, but I don't know what the fuck is going on!
— Matt
I bet I could feel face periods.
— Pat
What did you think was gonna happen, you putzes?!
— Matt
Jumping off of bridges, denying blow jobs, playing guitars. It's the full homeless experience condensed down into ten minutes.
— Woolie
You gotta sleep sometime you fucking ghost.
— Pat
I just want a shot of a baby 3-D maneuver gearing out of its mom.
— Pat
I bet this baby's going to have David Cage's face modeled on it.
Matt
This strikes me as someone who didn't understand Memento.
— Matt
He's gotta stop Spider-Man before Spider-Man hammers nails into his dick.
— Woolie
Who the fuck doesn't like bunny rabbits? Actually, I don't.
— Pat
Matt's leaving upper deckers, we're playing video games. I like it.
— Woolie
Woolie, put your dick away!
— Pat
Never!
Woolie, when seeing Jodie in her punk outfit
Not being able to play the video games in the video game...
— Matt
...is a failure of the game designer!
— All
The only way I'm getting out of this scene, with hype, is if an RV pulls along the side, and Jessie Pinkman jumps out and goes 'What up, bitch?'
— Pat
At the point I'm at with the believability of this plot, I fully expect, like, a velociraptor to jump out.
— Pat
How did anyone show this script to anyone, and anyone said yes
Matt
Out of David Cage's flaming asshole is where that came from.
Matt
Look over there, is that the script?"
Matt, about a piece of paper in the wind
When it's got the little loading symbol in the bottom right, it's actually not loading. It's lawsuit pending.
Matt
Chateau-Margaux 2001 was an awful year. What a putz.
Matt
Just let Aiden do a little slingshot on his dick.
Woolie
If I had to get cock blocked, I would love it to be by a stand.
Woolie
More than any other playthrough, I've been forced to tell you two, 'You're right.', and I don't like it.
Pat
When you cover yourself in honey and roll around in pictures.
Woolie
THIS IS STRAIGHT UP RE5!
Pat
IT'S RE5!
Woolie
Instead of 'Sadness' I think we could also call David Cage games 'Why?' games.
Matt
You're basically sniffing your mom's ghost vagina.
Pat
Look at her heart. She's using Cabela sense.
Matt
Shut up! Themos!
Woolie
Did you know the Chinese military can't see you if you're peeing?
Pat
I can't beleive this is gonna rival Indigo Prophecy for pure stupidity. We are sneaking into an underwater chinese ghost base.
Pat
Ryu's Chinese ghost base.
Matt
Oh my god, it's a fucking ghost whale.
Pat
Nothing more hood than choclate chip.
Pat
Press X to admire the cooch of god.
Woolie
I think we are now masters of Cageism.
Woolie
Next game, let's see if we can call the entire plot from the trailer.
Pat
I don't know. I don't fucking know!
Matt
I can't believe they just gave us a flashback of an ending we didn't get, and that little flash shows us that nothing would've changed.
Pat
So gentlemen, rustled or unrustled?
Woolie

Trivia Edit

  • Parts of the footage used for this Let's Play were used in the Machinima episode.
  • On December 17, 2013, part thirteen of this video was taken down on grounds of copyright violation by Arab Reach Media. It was later uploaded to Dailymotion by SuperJesus4. It was then re-uploaded to the Youtube account on Jan. 14, 2014.
  • Responding to a Friendcast e-mail, Matt stated that if he had to keep one LP on the channel (as opposed to deleting another), it would ultimately be Beyond Two Souls as "we were all on board, we were all firing on all cylinders.. There's so many good jokes, there's so many good moments".

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