Super Best Friends Play
Beyond Two Souls
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Game | Beyond: Two Souls |
Episodes | 17 |
Combined Length | 9:29:17 |
Original Run | Nov 1, 2013 - Dec 8, 2013 |
Controller | Pat (Jodie) and Woolie (Aiden) |
“Press X to 'Fahkin' Bullshit!'.” — Woolie
Super Best Friends Play Beyond Two Souls is a full Let's Play in which Matt, Pat and Woolie fight ghosts, invade the Chinese Underwater Ghost Base and finally bring the David Cage Sadness Trilogy to an expectedly nonsensical close.
About[]
- “Matt, Pat and Woolie fight ghosts, invade the Chinese Underwater Ghost Base and finally bring the David Cage Sadness Trilogy to an expectedly nonsensical close.”
- — Website description
See the individual episode descriptions at the Beyond Two Souls (Full Let's Play) Descriptions page.
Quotes[]
- “Despite all my rage, I'm just David Cage.”
- — Pat
- “We are now playing as the evil force that attacked Lucas in his apartment.”
- — Pat
- “Heater destroying action!”
- — Woolie
- “This is Geist! This is exactly Geist!”
- — Matt
- “You don't have to control dog food in this game.”
- — Pat
- “I bet you do.”
- — Matt
- “Press X to 'Fahkin' Bullshit!'.”
- — Woolie
- “Passing billiard balls through your anus is a failure of the game designer.”
- — Pat
- “Did you just come to this party so your girlfriend could leave an upper decker in our bathroom?”
- — Pat
- “Pat just doing what he was always meant to do.”
- — Matt
- “Become an underage girl and drink my ass off!”
- — Pat
- “Beyond Two Farts.”
- — Matt
- “Breakfast time, bitch!”
- — Woolie
- “Woolie, shoot your ghost powers into my cooch.”
- — Pat
- “Aiden's basically been hitting it since day one.”
- — Woolie
- “Remember when you were born? Remember how magical that was?”
- — Pat
- “Woolie's ruined at least seven Christmases, and saved four.”
- — Matt
- “I'm the most fun eight year old girl you've ever met.”
- — Pat
- “If Grey Fox shows up, this game will get a pass forever!”
- — Pat
- “That's what you get for going into a war zone dressed like a hipster!”
- — Woolie
- “Nothing breaks glass like a hundred and fourteen pound girl.”
- — Matt
- “I'm sure there's been some dead chick that you were like, "That chicks hot."”
- — Pat
- “When you open reality's vagina, you don't walk in.”
- — Woolie
- “Oh my god! Is this where we yank that baby out of that woman?”
- — Pat
- “This really looks like hes gonna start jerking off.”
- — Pat
- “I'd love to get involved in this, but I don't know what the fuck is going on!”
- — Matt
- “I bet I could feel face periods.”
- — Pat
- “What did you think was gonna happen, you putzes?!”
- — Matt
- “Jumping off of bridges, denying blow jobs, playing guitars. It's the full homeless experience condensed down into ten minutes.”
- — Woolie
- “You gotta sleep sometime you fucking ghost.”
- — Pat
- “I just want a shot of a baby 3-D maneuver gearing out of its mom.”
- — Pat
- “I bet this baby's going to have David Cage's face modeled on it.”
- — Matt
- “This strikes me as someone who didn't understand Memento.”
- — Matt
- “He's gotta stop Spider-Man before Spider-Man hammers nails into his dick.”
- — Woolie
- “Who the fuck doesn't like bunny rabbits? Actually, I don't.”
- — Pat
- “Matt's leaving upper deckers, we're playing video games. I like it.”
- — Woolie
- “Woolie, put your dick away!”
- — Pat
- “Never!”
- — Woolie, when seeing Jodie in her punk outfit
- “Not being able to play the video games in the video game...”
- — Matt
- “...is a failure of the game designer!”
- — All
- “The only way I'm getting out of this scene, with hype, is if an RV pulls along the side, and Jessie Pinkman jumps out and goes 'What up, bitch?'”
- — Pat
- “At the point I'm at with the believability of this plot, I fully expect, like, a velociraptor to jump out.”
- — Pat
- “How did anyone show this script to anyone, and anyone said yes”
- — Matt
- “Out of David Cage's flaming asshole is where that came from.”
- — Matt
- “Look over there, is that the script?"”
- — Matt, about a piece of paper in the wind
- “When it's got the little loading symbol in the bottom right, it's actually not loading. It's lawsuit pending.”
- — Matt
- “Chateau-Margaux 2001 was an awful year. What a putz.”
- — Matt
- “Just let Aiden do a little slingshot on his dick.”
- — Woolie
- “If I had to get cock blocked, I would love it to be by a stand.”
- — Woolie
- “More than any other playthrough, I've been forced to tell you two, 'You're right.', and I don't like it.”
- — Pat
- “When you cover yourself in honey and roll around in pictures.”
- — Woolie
- “THIS IS STRAIGHT UP RE5!”
- — Pat
- “IT'S RE5!”
- — Woolie
- “Instead of 'Sadness' I think we could also call David Cage games 'Why?' games.”
- — Matt
- “You're basically sniffing your mom's ghost vagina.”
- — Pat
- “Look at her heart. She's using Cabela sense.”
- — Matt
- “Shut up! Themos!”
- — Woolie
- “Did you know the Chinese military can't see you if you're peeing?”
- — Pat
- “I can't beleive this is gonna rival Indigo Prophecy for pure stupidity. We are sneaking into an underwater chinese ghost base.”
- — Pat
- “Ryu's Chinese ghost base.”
- — Matt
- “Oh my god, it's a fucking ghost whale.”
- — Pat
- “Nothing more hood than choclate chip.”
- — Pat
- “Press X to admire the cooch of god.”
- — Woolie
- “I think we are now masters of Cageism.”
- — Woolie
- “Next game, let's see if we can call the entire plot from the trailer.”
- — Pat
- “I don't know. I don't fucking know!”
- — Matt
- “I can't believe they just gave us a flashback of an ending we didn't get, and that little flash shows us that nothing would've changed.”
- — Pat
- “So gentlemen, rustled or unrustled?”
- — Woolie
Trivia[]
- Parts of the footage used for this Let's Play were used in the Machinima episode.
- On December 17, 2013, part thirteen of this video was taken down on grounds of copyright violation by Arab Reach Media. It was later uploaded to Dailymotion by SuperJesus4. It was then re-uploaded to the Youtube account on Jan. 14, 2014.
- Responding to a Friendcast e-mail, Matt stated that if he had to keep one LP on the channel (as opposed to deleting another), it would ultimately be Beyond Two Souls as "we were all on board, we were all firing on all cylinders.. There's so many good jokes, there's so many good moments".