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Bio F.R.E.A.K.S

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Game Bio F.R.E.A.K.S
Upload Date Feb 27, 2015
Length 1:07:43
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“You know what we are right now? We are the magazine rack next to the fucking checkout counter at the fucking grocery store.” — Matt


Bio F.R.E.A.K.S is the fifth episode of Saturday Morning Scrublords. This week, Matt, Pat, Woolie, and Liam put the world on blast as they announce their plans for Neo Canada, led by the new Canadian president, Bret Hart. Afterwords, they belch in each other's faces, argue over the first video game appearance of underboob, have a Woolie vs Woolie match, and eventually give up on multiplayer in order to take on the dreaded Mutilator.

About Edit

We prefer to let the piece speak for itself this time.
— Video Description

Quotes Edit

See, a lot of people talk shit about Bio F.R.E.A.K.S... no, I'm done.
— Matt
When you announce Neo Canada, you have to have the president come out with a chrome suit and a visor.
— Liam
We're still drunk from the last Scrublords.
— Woolie
We should make a law that when a company goes under, you get to shoot all the people above a certain management level.
— Pat
Purge, sponsored by Forever 21.
— Woolie
I call out Maximillian, 'cause it's the only boss rush where he's too scurred.
— Matt
Oh, you don't talk shit about Benny! YOU DON'T DO THAT SHIT!
— Pat
I just remembered why I remember hearing Zipperhead. It's a racial slur!
— Pat
Were you waiting all day on that one? Like, "Aw man, when there's a Jennifer Lopez ass joke, I'm gonna be ready!".
— Pat
Matt, you have to feed me beer while I play both characters.
— Woolie
Whoops.
— Woolie
How? How!
— Matt and Pat
You know what we are right now? We are the magazine rack next to the fucking checkout counter at the fucking grocery store.
— Matt
The best part about Canada is that you'll hear people make fun of British Columbia, Ontario and Quebec, you'll hear them make fun of those three provinces, because the other provinces aren't even worth making fun of!
— Pat
We want traditional titillation in our games.
— Woolie
You ever have that awkward moment where you accidentally grab a friend of your's genitals full on?
— Pat
Never. No.
— Liam
Never actually.
— Matt
Okay. Me neither.
— Pat
What is the lowest amount of gain you need to receive to willingly shit your pants?
— Pat
I saw a doctor last week, for real! And they were like, "Get out of my office!"!
— Pat

Wins/LossesEdit

Matt 1/3
Pat 1/1
Woolie 2/2
Liam 2/2

TriviaEdit

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