Matt & Woolie Play
Bionic Commando Re-Armed CO-OP
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Game | Bionic Commando Rearmed |
Episodes | 7 |
Length | 3:01:56 |
Original Run | May 18, 2013 - June 8, 2013 |
Controller | Co-Op |
“Only a ginger can destroy a ginger.” — Woolie
Matt & Woolie Play Bionic Commando Re-Armed CO-OP is a playthrough featuring the two together, as bio-bros fighting through a world filled with pseudo Nazis. The original was a childhood favorite of Woolie's and his mastery of this remake is evident as so is his knowledge of Commando Spencer and how hot the helicopter chick is.
About[]
- “Only a ginger can destroy a ginger”
- — Website description
See the individual episode descriptions at the Bionic Commando Re-Armed CO-OP Descriptions page.
Quotes[]
- “You know, Pat once said like...”
- — Woolie
- “DID YOU GUYS PLAY XENOGEARS?!!?”
- — Matt as Pat
- “Tracy Morgan wants to get her pregnant.”
- — Woolie
- “...so tell me about this Bionic Goat?”
- — Matt
- “Standing on top of a barrel, what kind of vantage point is that? Dumbass.”
- — Woolie
- “Imagine how much junk is in that trunk that we can't see?”
- — Woolie
- “Big Mama? That's super dumb.”
- — Matt
- “Woolie? Who's that? Some kind of minority.”
- — Matt while doing a Christopher Walken impression
- “Look at this Michael Bay moment right here.”
- — Woolie
- “Marvel Universe 1993: Woolie, does it from behind.”
- — Matt
- “Hey man, my name is Woolie and I believe in fitness.”
- — Woolie
- “Liam was talking shit about me the other day and I was like "yeah I see how your mom looks at me, I'm gonna be your stepdad by the end of the week."”
- — Matt
- “Woolie's touching my special area!”
- — Matt
- “Yo Haley, you like my helicopta dick?!”
- — Matt
- “Like, how else do you live in absolute decadance and wealth if not to eat and throw up over the peasants who have nothing.”
- — Woolie
- “Your death will not be in vain.”
- — Woolie shortly before dying
- “Liam just douses himself in Chef Boyardee tomato sauce”
- — Matt
- “A SPIKE LEE JOINT! BEDAZZLED!”
- — Matt
- “Matt, if I catch up to you and beat you, you got to pull your pants down and spank yourself.”
- — Woolie
Trivia[]
- Woolie reveals he played football while in school during part five of this playthrough. He needed to lose weight so he just ate cauliflower and broccoli, but still never became a big dick football hero because according to him he "blew his knee out". Matt followed that up with calling bullshit because every guy who never makes it in football says that.