Friday Night Fisticuffs

BlazBlue: Calamity Trigger

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Game BlazBlue: Calamity Trigger
Upload Date Dec 25, 2015
Length 35:42
Previous The Fisticuffs of Fate
Next Persona 4 Arena ULTIMAX: The Ultimate Suplex Hold
“My body is seventy percent less legs. I min/maxed my character wrong.” — Pat

BlazBlue: Calamity Trigger is the sixty-seventh episode of the Friday Night Fisticuffs series. This week, the wheels of fate are turning as Matt, Pat, Woolie, and Liam give everyone a Christmas gift worse than a stocking full of coal by jumping into their most hated fighting game franchise!


For reals! Here it is! While you eat! MERRY CHRISTMAS GUYS
— Video Description


Those are some hate facts you're dropping, Liam.
— Woolie
Did you destroy that Ikaruga arcade machine?
— Matt
It brought people together from both sides.
— Pat
This race war's always on hard mode.
— Pat
Woolie, did you design the mic height so my feet wouldn't touch the floor?
— Pat
God designed the world so your feet couldn't touch the floor.
— Woolie
My body is seventy percent less legs. I min/maxed my character wrong.
— Pat
I can't wait for the anime to come out and the first episode be filler.
— Pat about Boruto

Wins/Losses Edit

Matt 0/0
Pat 0/0
Woolie 0/0
Liam 0/0


  • This is the only Fisticuffs episode to have no fighting in it.
  • Matt later apologized for this video and then clarified that he thought they did the gag poorly, not that they shouldn't have made the video.
  • After much complaining by the fans, Liam uploaded some of the uncut footage of him actually playing the game to his Twitter.

Letter TimeEdit

There was no Letter Time this week.

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