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Bloodborne

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Game Bloodborne
Episodes 52
Combined Length 28:09:58
Original Run March 30, 2015 - June 7, 2015
Controller Woolie and Pat (passing on deaths)

For the full Let's Play of the DLC, see Bloodborne: The Old Hunters.

“Did you know this game is about blood?” — Pat


Best Friends Play Bloodborne is a full Let's Play in which Woolie and Pat explore the all 3spooky5u land of Yharnam with their horrifying love child, Patsworth. This playthrough features Pat swearing he hasn't played ahead when he clearly has and Woolie doing his best pseudopod impersonation, inching closer and closer to progress while also burning blood vials at an embarrassing rate.

Total On-Screen Deaths: 73


AboutEdit

Once upon an operating table, There was a man quite mentally unstable. Blood-soaked wolf for a midwife, creepy demons felt his girth. Crushing them beneath his heel, he stood up and uttered: "Pats...worth."
— Website playlist description

See the individual episode descriptions at the Bloodborne Descriptions page.

Quotes Edit

I can't wait for this excitement to bleed out from us in the next three hours.
Pat
Give him a big hobo beard, like Matt.
Pat
Did you know this game is about blood?
Pat
Is he implying that you can fuck the doll?
Woolie
Hopefully we can get through this whole LP without you ever playing once.
Pat
This is a gorgeous crucifix effigy. You guys did good work.
Pat
As if birds aren't creepy enough when they're at full strength.
Woolie
I'll handle the lying and the stealing, you take care of the cheating.
Woolie
You just want birds on your ass all day?
Woolie
Yeah, sure.
Pat
I'll waste everyone's time before I waste one of my precious items I have five of.
Pat
Yeah, that's a shitty note. Good job.
Woolie
What do they think someone is trying to do? Steal my money to pay my taxes?
Pat
I want that character, Wolfy, I'm putting him in the lore, Wolfy the werewolf who's bad at ladders.
Pat
Dudes and dogs.
Pat
That sounds like an awesome album from the nineties.
Woolie
You know you're level design is solid when you can just spin the camera around and get a metal album cover.
Woolie
Woolie, let's do it. Let me do it. I'm gonna do it. You don't do it.
Pat
Nothing says party like an empty stroller.
Woolie
The weapons in this game are labeled left and right hand weapons. So fuck off lefties. Fuck off.
Pat
This hat is still the coolest IMO. I just said IMO. Get grossed out.
Woolie
Out! Get out! Get out of my house!
Pat
Your boner gets so soft that it changes properties.
Woolie
You should go put Nair in someone's shampoo. Don't do that. Don't do that. That's a horrible prank to do to somebody. That's what happened to me.
Pat
I was being nice and you were snippy and you called that an argument because everything is like that in your world.
Woolie
I saw white.
Woolie
And then you just went crazy.
Pat
That's what white does when I see it.
Woolie
So you're just crazy all the time around here.
Pat
You picked up shame.
Woolie
Aw c'mon. I don't have any shame.
Pat
I'll be the funnel master and you'll be the chunnel master.
Woolie
That's the eighty gigs of chunneling you have on your computer.
Woolie
Eighty gigs? What am I, an amateur?
Pat
Good night in Yarnham... duh duh duh, song.
Pat
Getting smashed by an Elder God, pretty good way to go. Getting smashed with an Elder God, way better.
Woolie
I think it's just a difference of philosophy.
Woolie
No, you're just wrong.
Pat
We were talking the other day about how Home Alone is just murder porn for children.
Pat
We're idiots aren't we? Damn straight we are. We are the fools.
Woolie
It's called a paranoid check, where I switch the inputs to make sure that my computer is still recording because if it's not then I jump out my window.
Pat
I'm the only one who will die to such an obvious trap.
Pat
And I assume you will just be gang banged by snakes.
Pat
Hello? Hey, what's up? ... I'm working right now, is it important? ... I'm pretty good. ... Okay, gotcha. ... Okay maybe... My dad's moving boxes and he might drop dead at any second.
— Pat on the phone
Say more obvious things, Woolie. Great observation. Fucking, wow. I give commentary for a living.
Woolie
“'All you Americans need to pay your taxes!', 'Well I have a hat now, and I say we don't.', 'Oh shit.', and that's the Civil... the Revo.. the Civil War happened.
Pat
Shitting in your boot is the only way to Eldritch knowledge.
Pat
Woolie, why do your words cause my shit to get eaten?
Pat
You can't hear it on the mike, but we be jitters. It's kinda like we be clubbin' but way less badd-ass.
Woolie
These episodes of The Brady Bunch were recorded nine months ago. They couldn't have known about nine-eleven.
Pat
You're becoming a real girl.
Woolie
Just like Ultron.
Pat
My stand's ability is to ignore the effects of popular music.
Pat
If I'm doing my job properly, this is episode forty. Right now.
Woolie, not doing his job properly
But Miyazaki's not mean. He's cruel and sadistic, but not mean.
Pat
You're right, Pat. It is hard to play with an erection.
Woolie
Yeah, it keeps knocking the controller out of your hands.
Pat
Ain't no party like a Yarnham party because we get menstrual blood on everything.
Pat
Fire alarms are for babies that can't handle being on fire.
Pat
This is the corporeal manifestation of shark week.
Pat
You know what my dad taught me? How to back down.
Woolie
Oh, I like it, I like it, I like it. I don't like it at all.
Woolie
When do we run into the crows with four asses?
Woolie
If the god making this had Photoshop, we'd be fine, but he has Paint.
Woolie
I’m in the middle of climbing up my own ass, excuse me.
Pat
Don't believe in yourself. Believe in me, 'cause I'm better at Dark Souls than you are, and I'm telling you, you can do this.
Pat
It's like a solarium butt Matt doesn't hate it as much.
Woolie about lunariums
My butt echoes. You gotta cash 'em in.
Woolie
I don't know why you would call your mother-in-law an old battle ax. That's very flattering.
Pat
It's not like I wanted you to kill that hunter, b..b..baka.
Pat
Neil deGrasse Tyson would totally be a member of the choir. He'd be all over that shit.
Woolie
Funnels are used to mix ingredients and shit.
Woolie
Yeah, in your butt.
Pat
Fuck everything forever and ever, amen.
Woolie
I ain't leaving this house.
Woolie
That's unfortunate.
Pat
If you kill him you'll wake up from the dream and Obama will never have been elected.
Pat

Playthrough StatisticsEdit

The following information was gathered by eddeghs and can be found within their series of infographics.

PatEdit

Time Played 12:55:41
Kills 760
Vials Used 417
Deaths 59
Boss kills 11

Prey Slaughtered:

  • Cleric Beast (part four)
  • Father Gascoinge (part seven)
  • Blood-starved Beast (part fifteen)
  • Vicar Amelia (part twenty)
  • The Witch of Hemwick (part twenty-three)
  • Martyr Logarius (part thirty-nine)
  • Micolash, Host of the Nightmare (part forty-six)
  • Celestial Emissary (part fifty)
  • Ebrietas, Daughter of the Cosmos (part fifty-one)
  • Gehrman, The First Hunter (part fifty-two)
  • Moon Presence (part fifty-two)

WoolieEdit

Time Played 14:44:59
Kills 587
Vials Used 468
Deaths 55
Boss kills 6

Prey Slaughtered:

  • Darkbeast Paarl (part twenty)
  • Shadow of Yharnam (part thirty)
  • Rom, The Vacuous Spider (part thirty-three)
  • Amygdala (part thirty-five)
  • The One Reborn (part forty-two)
  • Mergo's Wet Nurse (part forty-seven)

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