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Bloodborne: The Old Huntets
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Game | Bloodborne: The Old Hunters |
Episodes | 14 |
Combined Length | 07:44:25 |
Original Run | Dec 6, 2015 - Jan 6, 2016 |
Controller | Pat |
For the full Let's Play of the main game, see Bloodborne.
“But don't worry, cuz, Woolie, you're playing a stress-free game you guys don't argue about at all.” — Matt
Super Best Friends Play Bloodborne - The Old Hunters is a full Let's Play, wherein Pat and Woolie continue their adventures in the shit-smeared remnants of Yharnam, this time, accompanied by the self-proclaimed "Bloodborne Scholar" Matt. While Patsworth may be gone, trapped as a slug in the divine realms of NG+, the soul still burns. A new android hero, Patron, takes his place in this world of salt and tentacles.
Total On-Screen Deaths: 46
About[]
- “Where's Patsworth and his sick description rhyming skills? Nowhere, that's where, because I can't rhyme for shit. Into the new nightmare!”
- — Website playlist description
See the individual episode descriptions at the Bloodborne: The Old Hunters Descriptions page.
Quotes[]
- “But don't worry, cuz, Woolie, you're playing a stress-free game you guys don't argue about at all.”
- — Matt
- “You're using an old god's skull for cover!”
- — Woolie
- “Cowards for the coward god.”
- — Woolie
- “I love how you have spare umbilical cords as if you asked for a doggy bag.”
- — Matt
- “I need light. I need light.”
- — Pat
- “Well, he lit you up.”
- — Matt
- “Poochy. Woof.”
- — Woolie
- “Thank you for that excellent commentary there, Woolie. That's the worst commentary you have ever done in you entire time working here.”
- — Pat
- “It makes you look like a guy from The Order 1886. Put it away. It reminds me of no gameplay.”
- — Matt
- “Welcome to episode four: 'Pat Can't Beat the Thing.'.”
- — Pat
- “He either needs to do one of two things. Either get his shit together or get his shit up. He can't do either no more.”
- — Matt
- “Your girth and your height are your disadvantage.”
- — Matt
- “I'm so glad my shit's getting pushed in now.”
- — Woolie
- “I'm so tired of it coming out.”
- — Matt
- “My legacy, when I die, is to make my skull the one you move so that the library books rotate.”
- — Woolie
- “Someone was telling me how Europe, specifically, has way more cheating devices.”
- — Matt
- “Yeah, 'cause Europeans love soccer.”
- — Pat
- “Who wants to have a fighting game, which is now way easier 'cause your stupid friends isn't... oh, no. *Immediately dies*”
- — Pat
- “Laurence is pulling down normal Ryu Blood Beast's pants and jumping in the pool.”
- — Woolie
- “The End of Creation mini-boss. Halfway through the first stage.”
- — Woolie
- “It's a little scissors like the paperclip tool in word. 'I notice that you suck shit and keep dying. Would you like me to cut that for you?'.”
- — Woolie
- “Living Failures.”
- — Woolie
- “There's a whole bunch of David Cages in here.”
- — Matt
- “The Best Friends Zaibatsu.”
- — Woolie
- “Only the most scholarly men swing around clubs like savages.”
- — Matt
- “Can seventy year old crow women truly be dere-dere?”
- — Pat
- “Mostly because they knew people wanted to turn their characters into broccoli.”
- — Pat
- “She gets really close to the dog face and she's like, 'I don't like furries.'.”
- — Matt
- “There's something I didn't notice.”
- — Pat
- “You died?”
- — Matt
- “I'm gonna pizza cut your ass off, son.”
- — Pat
- “The grinding, shitty noise of this machine draws all enemies near you. Dreamcast.”
- — Matt
- “Wait, hold on. If you are a toilet that has your intelligence, but you can't do anything because you're a toilet, you're basically Kars.”
- — Woolie
- “This one weird gem. Orhpan of Kos hates it.”
- — Pat
- “I can't fucking believe there's a fucking can of Red Bull underneath my fucking couch. This is bullsh- you're never getting any food or drink in my house ever again!”
- — Pat to Woolie
- “Woolie, the advice you've given me doesn't work very well considering I have no balls.”
- — Pat
{{Quoter|Could you please stop doing the electric boogaloo on your mom's corpse?|Woolie}
- “Right outside the fishing village, they should have a giant sign that says, 'No Uggos'.”
- — Matt
- “So he's got the gross wing part, even before his second form, but they're not up. He's like a Boston terrier.”
- — Pat
- “Ma'am, I'm afraid we're going to have to diagnose you with 'In Utero Raging Storm'.”
- — Pat
- “I assume stuff like this shot out of H.P. Lovecraft's ass every day.”
- — Matt
Trivia[]
- The music played over the title card is "Laurence, The First Vicar" from Bloodborne: The Old Hunters.
- The "Shortcut, chest, ghost?" moment Pat mentions can be found at 27:04 in part 37 of the Bloodborne playthrough.
- Part eight has Pat playing the game solo so he can bang his head against difficult things he couldn't do with Matt and Woolie present, i.e. the party cave.