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Bloodborne: The Old Huntets

Old Hunters Title
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Game Bloodborne: The Old Hunters
Episodes 14
Combined Length 07:44:25
Original Run Dec 6, 2015 - Jan 6, 2016
Controller Pat

For the full Let's Play of the main game, see Bloodborne.

“But don't worry, cuz, Woolie, you're playing a stress-free game you guys don't argue about at all.” — Matt


Super Best Friends Play Bloodborne - The Old Hunters is a full Let's Play, wherein Pat and Woolie continue their adventures in the shit-smeared remnants of Yharnam, this time, accompanied by the self-proclaimed "Bloodborne Scholar" Matt. While Patsworth may be gone, trapped as a slug in the divine realms of NG+, the soul still burns. A new android hero, Patron, takes his place in this world of salt and tentacles.

Total On-Screen Deaths: 46

AboutEdit

Where's Patsworth and his sick description rhyming skills? Nowhere, that's where, because I can't rhyme for shit. Into the new nightmare!
— Website playlist description

See the individual episode descriptions at the Bloodborne: The Old Hunters Descriptions page.

QuotesEdit

But don't worry, cuz, Woolie, you're playing a stress-free game you guys don't argue about at all.
Matt
You're using an old god's skull for cover!
Woolie
Cowards for the coward god.
Woolie
I love how you have spare umbilical cords as if you asked for a doggy bag.
Matt
I need light. I need light.
Pat
Well, he lit you up.
Matt
Poochy. Woof.
Woolie
Thank you for that excellent commentary there, Woolie. That's the worst commentary you have ever done in you entire time working here.
Pat
It makes you look like a guy from The Order 1886. Put it away. It reminds me of no gameplay.
Matt
Welcome to episode four: 'Pat Can't Beat the Thing.'.
Pat
He either needs to do one of two things. Either get his shit together or get his shit up. He can't do either no more.
Matt
Your girth and your height are your disadvantage.
Matt
I'm so glad my shit's getting pushed in now.
Woolie
I'm so tired of it coming out.
Matt
My legacy, when I die, is to make my skull the one you move so that the library books rotate.
Woolie
Someone was telling me how Europe, specifically, has way more cheating devices.
Matt
Yeah, 'cause Europeans love soccer.
Pat
Who wants to have a fighting game, which is now way easier 'cause your stupid friends isn't... oh, no. *Immediately dies*
Pat
Laurence is pulling down normal Ryu Blood Beast's pants and jumping in the pool.
Woolie
The End of Creation mini-boss. Halfway through the first stage.
Woolie
It's a little scissors like the paperclip tool in word. 'I notice that you suck shit and keep dying. Would you like me to cut that for you?'.
Woolie
Living Failures.
Woolie
There's a whole bunch of David Cages in here.
Matt
The Best Friends Zaibatsu.
Woolie
Only the most scholarly men swing around clubs like savages.
Matt
Can seventy year old crow women truly be dere-dere?
Pat
Mostly because they knew people wanted to turn their characters into broccoli.
Pat
She gets really close to the dog face and she's like, 'I don't like furries.'.
Matt
There's something I didn't notice.
Pat
You died?
Matt
I'm gonna pizza cut your ass off, son.
Pat
The grinding, shitty noise of this machine draws all enemies near you. Dreamcast.
Matt
Wait, hold on. If you are a toilet that has your intelligence, but you can't do anything because you're a toilet, you're basically Kars.
Woolie
This one weird gem. Orhpan of Kos hates it.
Pat
I can't fucking believe there's a fucking can of Red Bull underneath my fucking couch. This is bullsh- you're never getting any food or drink in my house ever again!
Pat to Woolie
Woolie, the advice you've given me doesn't work very well considering I have no balls.
Pat

{{Quoter|Could you please stop doing the electric boogaloo on your mom's corpse?|Woolie}

Right outside the fishing village, they should have a giant sign that says, 'No Uggos'.
Matt
So he's got the gross wing part, even before his second form, but they're not up. He's like a Boston terrier.
Pat
Ma'am, I'm afraid we're going to have to diagnose you with 'In Utero Raging Storm'.
Pat
I assume stuff like this shot out of H.P. Lovecraft's ass every day.
Matt

TriviaEdit

  • The music played over the title card is "Laurence, The First Vicar" from Bloodborne: The Old Hunters.
  • The "Shortcut, chest, ghost?" moment Pat mentions can be found at 27:04 in part 37 of the Bloodborne playthrough.
  • Part eight has Pat playing the game solo so he can bang his head against difficult things he couldn't do with Matt and Woolie present, i.e. the party cave.

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