Two Best Friends Play
Bully
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Game | Bullly: Scholarship Edition |
Episodes | 30 |
Combined Length | 14:36:24 |
Original Run | Dec 17, 2017 - Feb 7, 2018 |
Controller | Matt |
“School's where all the damage happens.” — Pat
Two Best Friends Play Bully is a full Let's Play in which Matt and Pat pull a Rodney Dangerfield and head Back to School so they can get revenge on all their past tormentors and maybe score with a teacher.
About[]
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- — Video descriptions
Quotes[]
- “Maybe it becomes a self-sustaining bully economy, 'cause who bullies the bullies?”
- — Matt
- “Adults. Adults are the biggest bullies of all.”
- — Pat
- “I see thirteen/fourteen year olds that are taller than me and I wanna fucking jump off a cliff.”
- — Pat
- “Of course. There's a character that's large in a video game, they want food.”
- — Matt
- “Granted, I would like some chocolate.”
- — Pat
- “I also want chocolate.”
- — Matt
- “'Stop Hitting Yourself' is a good fucking move. I wish fucking Dante had 'Stop Hitting Yourself'.”
- — Matt
- “Just hide in the garbage.”
- — Pat
- “I'm just gonna hide in the garbage, where I belong.”
- — Matt
- “With all the other artists. Boom!”
- — Pat
- “School's where all the damage happens.”
- — Pat
- “Oh, I wanna fucking just Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles one Shredder this motherfucker.”
- — Pat
- “That girl just tried to Tiger Knee me in the ass.”
- — Matt
- “No, put some kind of 1980's or 1990's kid's toy that's gross that girls hate. A Boglin that shoots Gak.”
- — Matt
- “I'd love that class about Biology. 'Sometimes, girls smell. They think their shit don't stink.'.”
- — Matt
- “'Alright, here's all the most disgusting shit about the opposite sex that you'll have to deal with.”
- — Pat
- “And then it just scares you st... gay.”
- — Matt
- “Gary seems like the kind of guy that grows up to be super closeted.”
- — Pat
- “I thought you were going to say 'grows up to be president'.”
- — Matt
- “Imagine if you're on a mania and you go to Wrestlemania while watching Russlemania, the movie where it has that Jack Russell Terrier that forces Johnny Mundo to sell for him.”
- — Matt
- “Wow, you really went for it on that one. I'm completely fucking lost.”
- — Pat
- “Hey, kid. You seem like a badass. Me and the badass crew want you to come to our badass place.”
- — Pat
- “Nah, I'm gonna help the lunch lady.”
- — Matt
- “Oh wow, they even modeled the giant rat nuts, which are always freaky to me.”
- — Pat
- “Are you upset about literally anything in your life? Just have a booze! You won't feel better but you will feel less worse!”
- — Pat
- “I fucking love garden gnomes. 'Cause they're things that I'm taller than.”
- — Pat
- “When I take a photo of my breakfast, that's real art.”
- — Pat
- “I like taking photos of my breakfast and sending them to Woolie.”
- — Matt
- “There's two schools of thought. There's Lovecraftian and there's Liefeldian.”
- — Matt
- “They're more similar than you'd expect.”
- — Pat
- “What the fuck is the prep challenge. Who can get the farthest up their ass?”
- — Pat
- “The only thing, that I think, is stopping Jimmy here from just stabbing someone is that no one has asked him to do it yet.”
- — Pat
- “Throw itching powder inside me.”
- — Matt
- “Gingers are cool.”
- — Pat
- “Not Ron.”
- — Matt
- “That's fair.”
- — Pat
- “Okay, so Art makes you good at kissing girls. This is accurate.”
- — Pat
- “That is not mega-accurate!”
- — Matt
- “Oh, because you won't be able to sneak in with your current haircut because you look like such an asshole. That's the logic I'm going on.”
- — Pat
- “I like how Russel's just Ogre. He's literally just Ogre from Revenge of the Nerds.”
- — Pat
- “Oh, I thought you meant, like, Tekken.”
- — Matt
- “What, why? Like True Ogre? He's got that big snake arm.”
- — Pat
- “Drink responsibly for the holidays, folks, but only for the holidays.”
- — Title
- “Jimmy saw the Earth from space.”
- — Matt
- “And then he said, 'Fuck the Greasers.'.”
- — Pat
- “I think if we ever make a really funny joke, or a really bad one, that jingle should happen.”
- — Matt
- “One day. One day, when we make a funny joke.”
- — Pat
- “I remember back when I was single, there was that point where you see that happy couple and you're like, 'Man, I hope you fucks get hit by a bus.'.”
- — Pat
- “Yeah, and then you push them.”
- — Matt
- “Yeah, and then they're dead. Warm memories.”
- — Pat
- “Class is a good way to start off the day because that way you get some sleep.”
- — Pat
- “I wanna be on that Japanese game show where they throw scorpions at Canadians. Can I get this done?”
- — Pat
- “Have kids have a beer with their school lunch. Toughen them up.”
- — Pat
- “It's a Destiny gun, but fortunately I didn't have to play five-thousand hours to get it.”
- — Matt
- “And thus Brandon Lee created furries.”
- — Pat
- “This feels like the background of the hottest new dance beat.”
- — Pat
- “Circa 2002.”
- — Matt
- “Well, I'm not up to date in the club.”
- — Pat
- “Tons of hard femurs in your mouth.”
- — Pat
- “You can tell a company that hires me makes mistakes regularly.”
- — Matt
- “Memes are the new bitcoins.”
- — Pat
- “The west coast should know that it's entire environment is faulty and full of bugs.”
- — Matt
- “Did you live through the ice storm of '98?”
- — Pat
- “Uhhhh.... No. They replaced me with a new Matt.”
- — Matt
- “Hey man, it's about the little victories. Like remembering to put pants on.”
- — Pat
Trivia[]
- The intro was made by 2Snacks.
- The music played during the intro is "Vendetta Dropouts" from the Bully soundtrack.