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Bully

Bully Title
Watch this series on YouTube
Game Bullly: Scholarship Edition
Episodes 30
Combined Length 14:36:24
Original Run Dec 17, 2017 - Feb 7, 2018
Controller Matt
“School's where all the damage happens.” — Pat

Two Best Friends Play Bully is a full Let's Play in which Matt and Pat pull a Rodney Dangerfield and head Back to School so they can get revenge on all their past tormentors and maybe score with a teacher.

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Quotes[]

Maybe it becomes a self-sustaining bully economy, 'cause who bullies the bullies?
Matt
Adults. Adults are the biggest bullies of all.
Pat
I see thirteen/fourteen year olds that are taller than me and I wanna fucking jump off a cliff.
Pat
Of course. There's a character that's large in a video game, they want food.
Matt
Granted, I would like some chocolate.
Pat
I also want chocolate.
Matt
“'Stop Hitting Yourself' is a good fucking move. I wish fucking Dante had 'Stop Hitting Yourself'.
Matt
Just hide in the garbage.
Pat
I'm just gonna hide in the garbage, where I belong.
Matt
With all the other artists. Boom!
Pat
School's where all the damage happens.
Pat
Oh, I wanna fucking just Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles one Shredder this motherfucker.
Pat
That girl just tried to Tiger Knee me in the ass.
Matt
No, put some kind of 1980's or 1990's kid's toy that's gross that girls hate. A Boglin that shoots Gak.
Matt
I'd love that class about Biology. 'Sometimes, girls smell. They think their shit don't stink.'.
Matt
“'Alright, here's all the most disgusting shit about the opposite sex that you'll have to deal with.
Pat
And then it just scares you st... gay.
Matt
Gary seems like the kind of guy that grows up to be super closeted.
Pat
I thought you were going to say 'grows up to be president'.
Matt
Imagine if you're on a mania and you go to Wrestlemania while watching Russlemania, the movie where it has that Jack Russell Terrier that forces Johnny Mundo to sell for him.
Matt
Wow, you really went for it on that one. I'm completely fucking lost.
Pat
Hey, kid. You seem like a badass. Me and the badass crew want you to come to our badass place.
Pat
Nah, I'm gonna help the lunch lady.
Matt
Oh wow, they even modeled the giant rat nuts, which are always freaky to me.
Pat
Are you upset about literally anything in your life? Just have a booze! You won't feel better but you will feel less worse!
Pat
I fucking love garden gnomes. 'Cause they're things that I'm taller than.
Pat
When I take a photo of my breakfast, that's real art.
Pat
I like taking photos of my breakfast and sending them to Woolie.
Matt
There's two schools of thought. There's Lovecraftian and there's Liefeldian.
Matt
They're more similar than you'd expect.
Pat
What the fuck is the prep challenge. Who can get the farthest up their ass?
Pat
The only thing, that I think, is stopping Jimmy here from just stabbing someone is that no one has asked him to do it yet.
Pat
Throw itching powder inside me.
Matt
Gingers are cool.
Pat
Not Ron.
Matt
That's fair.
Pat
Okay, so Art makes you good at kissing girls. This is accurate.
Pat
That is not mega-accurate!
Matt
Oh, because you won't be able to sneak in with your current haircut because you look like such an asshole. That's the logic I'm going on.
Pat
I like how Russel's just Ogre. He's literally just Ogre from Revenge of the Nerds.
Pat
Oh, I thought you meant, like, Tekken.
Matt
What, why? Like True Ogre? He's got that big snake arm.
Pat
Drink responsibly for the holidays, folks, but only for the holidays.
Title
Jimmy saw the Earth from space.
Matt
And then he said, 'Fuck the Greasers.'.
Pat
I think if we ever make a really funny joke, or a really bad one, that jingle should happen.
Matt
One day. One day, when we make a funny joke.
Pat
I remember back when I was single, there was that point where you see that happy couple and you're like, 'Man, I hope you fucks get hit by a bus.'.
Pat
Yeah, and then you push them.
Matt
Yeah, and then they're dead. Warm memories.
Pat
Class is a good way to start off the day because that way you get some sleep.
Pat
I wanna be on that Japanese game show where they throw scorpions at Canadians. Can I get this done?
Pat
Have kids have a beer with their school lunch. Toughen them up.
Pat
It's a Destiny gun, but fortunately I didn't have to play five-thousand hours to get it.
Matt
And thus Brandon Lee created furries.
Pat
This feels like the background of the hottest new dance beat.
Pat
Circa 2002.
Matt
Well, I'm not up to date in the club.
Pat
Tons of hard femurs in your mouth.
Pat
You can tell a company that hires me makes mistakes regularly.
Matt
Memes are the new bitcoins.
Pat
The west coast should know that it's entire environment is faulty and full of bugs.
Matt
Did you live through the ice storm of '98?
Pat
Uhhhh.... No. They replaced me with a new Matt.
Matt
Hey man, it's about the little victories. Like remembering to put pants on.
Pat

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