| Two Best Friends Play:
Cabela's Survival Shadows of Katmai
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| Game | Cabela's Survival: Shadows of Katmai |
| Season | 3 |
| Episode | 13 |
| Length | 15:01 |
| Upload Date | Nov 6, 2011 |
| Controller | Matt & Pat |
| Previous | Persona 4 |
| Next | Skyrim |
“Shonen Jump presents 'Cabela: Ultra Force Berserk'.”
Two Best Friends Play: Cabela's Survival Shadows of Katmai is a Machinima episode in which Matt and Pat shove their dicks into a campfire, make trees melt with their bodies, perform jumps that makes Bear Grylls look like an amateur, go on misadventures with Togo, and get raped to sleep by dick wolves.
About
- “This bear is such a dick! But don’t worry, we’ll use our confusing controls and nonsensical plot to beat him!”
- — Website description
Quotes
- “People with two first names are douche bags and can't be trusted.”
- — Pat
- “It's a hybrid game.”
- — Matt
- “Hybrid of what? Of dog shit and cat shit?”
- — Pat
- “God says, 'No!'”
- — Matt
- “Man, PETA is gonna flip their shit when they see this.”
- — Pat
- “Just shove my dick right in this campfire.”
- — Pat
- “Oh fuck! It's a cougar!”
- — Pat
- “Get away from me you sexy older lady!”
- — Matt
- “Were-bears are hot. I mean stupid.”
- — Pat
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