Matt & Pat's Shitstorm of Scariness

Call of Cthulhu

Call of Cthulhu
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Game Call of Cthulhu: Dark Corners of the Earth
Controller Matt and Pat
Length 32:44
Next Calling
Previous Ju-On The Grudge
“I like Cthulhu as told to me by pop culture.” — Pat

Call of Cthulhu is the second episode of Matt and Pat's Shitstorm of Scariness special.

About Edit

Cling to the very last shreds of your sanity as you accompany two stupid souls name Matthew & Patrick as they enter the freyed tatters of the world of the sleeping guardian of R’yleth.
— Video description

Description Edit

In this episode, Matt and Pat explore the creepy town of Innsmouth. Along the way, they talk to scary fish people, narrate everything they do, and sneak around the First National Grocery Story, getting caught and losing their shit multiple times in the process.

Quotes Edit

I like Cthulhu as told to me by pop culture.
— Pat
Innsmouth is the most fucking disturbing name for a village I've ever heard.
— Matt
I wanna go live in Cthulhu.
— Pat
You will never see a dick more private than mine!
— Matt
Not before the Doom 3 could you have the good lights
— Pat, as an old person
They're gonna shove you in their fish vaginas.
— Pat
You gotta lame it out like it's Cross Tekken.
— Pat
We can't continue on this adventure! There's pee and poo everywhere....
— Pat
No! I got too hype!
— Pat
I'm shoving my mechanics up this guy's ass.
— Pat
Bullshit! You're Cthulhu's baby sperm!
— Pat. to Lucas Mackey
Man, fuck this game!
— Pat

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