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Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare

Call of Duty - Advanced Warfare Title
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Game Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare
Season 9
Episode 9
Length 19:54
Upload Date Jan 11, 2015
Controller Pat
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“War always changes but in that aspect, it never changes.” — Pat


Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare is a Machinima episode in which Matt and Pat get familiar with new dildo based weaponry and Sexo-suit technology as they stop North Korea from invading China Town.

About Edit

Oh yeah! We forgot! Pat and I played Call of Duty Advance Something-or-rather!
— Facebook description

Quotes Edit

Okay so super-fan, Call of Duty expert...
— Matt
No, don't say that.
— Pat
Who has won several online tournaments!
— Matt
Oh god, no!
— Pat
Oh geez, and they lost all their weapons. Break out the dildo bats, I guess.
— Matt
Put the fear of God in the North Koreans with these dildo bats.
— Pat
War always changes but in that aspect, it never changes.
— Pat
I fucking hope you edit it so we look less dumb.
— Pat
I've never done that before.
— Matt
Every day this guy comes to me and says "Hey pat, can we build Mecha-Hitler?", and I say "No, Matt."
— Pat
Just throw a pacemaker into fucking John Romero's chest, underneath the pancakes, you're ninety percent there to Mecha-Hitler.
— Pat
If you made Dai Katana, you should lose your hair!
— Matt
Bethesda will work all night to make sure nothing gets done.
— Matt
How fucked up is that we're playing a new Call of Duty but we can't stop giving out about fucking REORC?
— Matt
There's Haley Joel Osment DLC and you gotta pay it forward.
— Matt
They nuked space to keep space away from the Russians.
— Pat
Sorry honey, my fucking arm is running on Windows 8.
— Matt
I'm a red panda. I'm adorable but I'm the stupidest mother fucking who ever existed. And I'm Japanese.
— Matt

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