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Matt and Pat's Shitstorm of Scariness


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Game Candles
Controller Pat
Length 22:27
Next Dead Space
Previous Manhunt
“I believe this is a game, where candles take a factor.” — Matt

Candles is the twenty-first episode of Matt and Pat's Shitstorm of Scariness special.

About Edit

Delving even deeper into the indie scene, Matt and Pat run into some bullshit fucking imps or something.
— Video description

Description Edit

In this episode, Matt and Pat go into a spooky house and light some candles. Along the way, they encounter imps, fail to open Woolie's fridge, gain mastery of candle lighting, stick a dick through doors, and eventually defeat the imp horde.

Quotes Edit

I believe this is a game, where candles take a factor.
— Matt
Oh, I can't open this fridge. Probably because there's a nameless horror within.
— Pat
That's usually how the poops happen.
— Matt
Don't go in the bad touch room.
— Matt
He's a fucking choir boy compared to me!
— Pat
Europe's the worst!
— Pat
George Washington probably ate a hundred babies a day.
— Pat
Keep doin' it at a slow and steady pace. That's what the ladies like.
— Matt

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