Shitstorm V: Shitsurrection


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Game Carrier
Controller Pat
Length 39:11
Next Cursed Forest
Previous The Evil Within DLC
“I fucked his whole asshole up. Left Snickers bars in there.” — Pat

Carrier is the ninth episode of Matt and Pat's Shitstorm V: Shitsurrection special.

About Edit

"This mission is a mess!" Sgt. Ingles thought to himself as he starred at the lone helmet that was filled with blood and brain matter that had just fallen from the flight deck. "Gross!" he further exclaimed. But he was right, this mission had gone really poorly really fast. Ingles had doubled back to this entry point upon receiving a peculiar piece of equipment; a type of head-mounted scanner that can apparently perceive viral threats. "What a load of bull!" Ingles thought as he began walking once more into the darkened hallways of the carrier. His head snapped to the left as he heard the power breakers go on and off again, which distracted him as a human figure lunged from the shadows! "Thank god you are here! Save me!" shrieked the figure. Reacting quickly, Ingles shot the zombie multiple times, center mass, dropping the mutant to the floor. Ingles looked down on the body and smirked, "Not today, monster!" he mused.
— Video description

Description Edit

In this episode, Matt and Pat watch as the South rises again amidst hordes of lemony zombies, dick honkers, outdated data storage formats, and possible Weskers.

Quotes Edit

Is this Metal Wolf?
— Matt
I'm convinced somebody could be a floating torso and you'd be like, 'Hang on. I'll patch you up.'.
— Pat
A scuba football helmet. For Blitzball.
— Matt
Matt, I hate this game.
— Pat
No, you like it. It's survival horror.
— Matt
The framerate just jumped like crazy.
— Pat
You like framerates.
— Matt
How am I gonna get Pat to eat this big fistful of poop if I don't drink this piss.
— Pat
Steve Henson, Dick Honker.
— Matt
I look like the biggest pedo in the world when I shave just to a mustache.
— Pat
I fucked his whole asshole up. Left Snickers bars in there.
— Pat
Let's see what's in there. Hopefully an innocent bystander you can kill.
— Pat
Matt makes joke, doesn't laugh. Someone tells him his own joke, pisses his pants.
— Pat