| Shitstorm V: Shitsurrection
CARRIER
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| Game | Carrier |
| Controller | Pat |
| Length | 39:11 |
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“I fucked his whole asshole up. Left Snickers bars in there.” — Pat
Carrier is the ninth episode of Matt and Pat's Shitstorm V: Shitsurrection special.
About[]
- “"This mission is a mess!" Sgt. Ingles thought to himself as he starred at the lone helmet that was filled with blood and brain matter that had just fallen from the flight deck. "Gross!" he further exclaimed. But he was right, this mission had gone really poorly really fast. Ingles had doubled back to this entry point upon receiving a peculiar piece of equipment; a type of head-mounted scanner that can apparently perceive viral threats. "What a load of bull!" Ingles thought as he began walking once more into the darkened hallways of the carrier. His head snapped to the left as he heard the power breakers go on and off again, which distracted him as a human figure lunged from the shadows! "Thank god you are here! Save me!" shrieked the figure. Reacting quickly, Ingles shot the zombie multiple times, center mass, dropping the mutant to the floor. Ingles looked down on the body and smirked, "Not today, monster!" he mused.”
- — Video description
Description[]
In this episode, Matt and Pat watch as the South rises again amidst hordes of lemony zombies, dick honkers, outdated data storage formats, and possible Weskers.
Quotes[]
- “Is this Metal Wolf?”
- — Matt
- “I'm convinced somebody could be a floating torso and you'd be like, 'Hang on. I'll patch you up.'.”
- — Pat
- “A scuba football helmet. For Blitzball.”
- — Matt
- “Matt, I hate this game.”
- — Pat
- “No, you like it. It's survival horror.”
- — Matt
- “The framerate just jumped like crazy.”
- — Pat
- “You like framerates.”
- — Matt
- “How am I gonna get Pat to eat this big fistful of poop if I don't drink this piss.”
- — Pat
- “Steve Henson, Dick Honker.”
- — Matt
- “I look like the biggest pedo in the world when I shave just to a mustache.”
- — Pat
- “I fucked his whole asshole up. Left Snickers bars in there.”
- — Pat
- “Let's see what's in there. Hopefully an innocent bystander you can kill.”
- — Pat
- “Matt makes joke, doesn't laugh. Someone tells him his own joke, pisses his pants.”
- — Pat