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Lament of Innocence

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Game Castlevania: Lament of Innocence
Episodes 16
Combined Length 8:36:40
Original Run Sep 23, 2016 - Nov 12, 2016
Controller Liam
“If you throw a Bible at Dracula he'll just fucking say, 'I'm just gonna download that on my Audible.'.” — Matt


Bestfriendvania - Lament of Innocence is a Bestfriendvania full Let's Play in which Matt and Liam look for Dracula's meth lab, practice their Romanian accents and whip Skeleton Warriors into submission.


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See the individual episode descriptions at the Castlevania: Lament of Innocence Descriptions page.

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These two pieces of Kojima art trusted each other.
Matt
These deep and savage lovers.
Liam
Butt-Stained.
Matt
Butt.. No! Matt, that's not what I... Why would you read it that way?
Liam
I can tell you're a lover. A whip is the most powerful tool... in the bed.
Liam
If you throw a Bible at Dracula he'll just fucking say, 'I'm just gonna download that on my Audible.'.
Matt
Theories From My Asshole: Volume Five.
Matt
You don't have to be a Belmont but you have to be a good game.
Liam
“'Dracula' is public domain. No one owns Dracula, anyone can do anything with it. Who gives a fuck, it's Dracula.
Matt
Not Bram Stoker.
Liam
If he was such a good writer, how come he's dead?
Matt
Where the boss at?
Matt
That's the most religious thing I've ever seen!
Matt
Don't get me wrong, I love sitting on a couch playing games with you, I really do, but like...
Liam
I'd rather get paid for it, is what you mean.
Matt
I'm not bonist or anything. I'm not racist against skeletons.
Matt
So the meth hole probably summons the golem.
Liam
I really like where Dracula is like, "Bastard! He got the shortcake I left in the observatory!".
Matt
E-meth!
Matt
Is that like vaping?
Liam
It's a Dragon Skull that identifies as a Boo.
Liam
He's monster fluid.
Matt
She was about to do her Raging Demon... Sexy Demon.
Matt
Leon, in truth my name is Rinaldo, but the ones who know me call me "Eli".
Liam
You're going deep into the intestinal tract of Big the Cat.
Matt
You're, like, eatin' some macaroni and cheese, and you go, like, "These macaroni and cheese remind me of Aria of Sorrow.
Matt
Oh no, he's using vampire hypnotism!
Matt
He's vibrating my dick!
Liam
Woolie likes green people.
Matt
Skeleton sex, I think, is probably not exciting to watch.
Matt
I get why Raiden would do it, but Leon, like, covering his dickhole up with hands whle doing flips would seem a little silly.
Matt
Pretend Leon is from your favorite Dragon Ball, which is GT.
Liam
Mickey Mouse is Dragon Ball and Berserk is Hey, Arnold!.
Matt, about Japan's kids TV programs
My brother was killed by a rave gee that one time. He got better.
Liam
What trap would you lay for Liam? It's macaroni and cheese, sandwiched between two Vitas.
Matt
My chest cavity is filled with repeated jokes and bioslime and red pandas.
Matt

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