Bestfriendvania
Lament of Innocence
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Game | Castlevania: Lament of Innocence |
Episodes | 16 |
Combined Length | 8:36:40 |
Original Run | Sep 23, 2016 - Nov 12, 2016 |
Controller | Liam |
“If you throw a Bible at Dracula he'll just fucking say, 'I'm just gonna download that on my Audible.'.” — Matt
Bestfriendvania - Lament of Innocence is a Bestfriendvania full Let's Play in which Matt and Liam look for Dracula's meth lab, practice their Romanian accents and whip Skeleton Warriors into submission.
About[]
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- — Playlist descrpiton
See the individual episode descriptions at the Castlevania: Lament of Innocence Descriptions page.
Quotes[]
- “These two pieces of Kojima art trusted each other.”
- — Matt
- “These deep and savage lovers.”
- — Liam
- “Butt-Stained.”
- — Matt
- “Butt.. No! Matt, that's not what I... Why would you read it that way?”
- — Liam
- “I can tell you're a lover. A whip is the most powerful tool... in the bed.”
- — Liam
- “If you throw a Bible at Dracula he'll just fucking say, 'I'm just gonna download that on my Audible.'.”
- — Matt
- “Theories From My Asshole: Volume Five.”
- — Matt
- “You don't have to be a Belmont but you have to be a good game.”
- — Liam
- “'Dracula' is public domain. No one owns Dracula, anyone can do anything with it. Who gives a fuck, it's Dracula.”
- — Matt
- “Not Bram Stoker.”
- — Liam
- “If he was such a good writer, how come he's dead?”
- — Matt
- “Where the boss at?”
- — Matt
- “That's the most religious thing I've ever seen!”
- — Matt
- “Don't get me wrong, I love sitting on a couch playing games with you, I really do, but like...”
- — Liam
- “I'd rather get paid for it, is what you mean.”
- — Matt
- “I'm not bonist or anything. I'm not racist against skeletons.”
- — Matt
- “So the meth hole probably summons the golem.”
- — Liam
- “I really like where Dracula is like, "Bastard! He got the shortcake I left in the observatory!".”
- — Matt
- “E-meth!”
- — Matt
- “Is that like vaping?”
- — Liam
- “It's a Dragon Skull that identifies as a Boo.”
- — Liam
- “He's monster fluid.”
- — Matt
- “She was about to do her Raging Demon... Sexy Demon.”
- — Matt
- “Leon, in truth my name is Rinaldo, but the ones who know me call me "Eli".”
- — Liam
- “You're going deep into the intestinal tract of Big the Cat.”
- — Matt
- “You're, like, eatin' some macaroni and cheese, and you go, like, "These macaroni and cheese remind me of Aria of Sorrow.”
- — Matt
- “Oh no, he's using vampire hypnotism!”
- — Matt
- “He's vibrating my dick!”
- — Liam
- “Woolie likes green people.”
- — Matt
- “Skeleton sex, I think, is probably not exciting to watch.”
- — Matt
- “I get why Raiden would do it, but Leon, like, covering his dickhole up with hands whle doing flips would seem a little silly.”
- — Matt
- “Pretend Leon is from your favorite Dragon Ball, which is GT.”
- — Liam
- “Mickey Mouse is Dragon Ball and Berserk is Hey, Arnold!.”
- — Matt, about Japan's kids TV programs
- “My brother was killed by a rave gee that one time. He got better.”
- — Liam
- “What trap would you lay for Liam? It's macaroni and cheese, sandwiched between two Vitas.”
- — Matt
- “My chest cavity is filled with repeated jokes and bioslime and red pandas.”
- — Matt
Trivia[]
- The intro and outro music is "House of Sacred Remains" from Castlevania: Lament of Innocence OST.
- The intro was made by DKirbyJ and CrankyConstruct.