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Castlevania

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Watch part one and part two on the website

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Length 1:35:44
Upload Date Oct 30, 2016 - Oct 31, 2016
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“The bats are in my heart.” — Woolie


Castlevania is a The Box Art Critique With Woolie & Matt episode in which Matt and Woolie invite resident Castlevania expert, Liam, to teach them the finer points of whip placement, hiding bats, bishi anime boys, implied castles, and art theft.

About Edit

Gather your whips and your holy water as Woolie, Matt and Liam Belmont brave the extensive and bat filled world of Castlevania boxart!
— Part one description
We enter the painted world of Ayami Kojima and shed some light on some of the "homages" early Konami artists made to classic fantasy illustrations.
— Part two description

Quotes Edit

I haven't quite finished all of them, because Kid Dracula counts.
Liam
Because we all know that Castlevania beginss ... at Castlevania 1.
Woolie
It's like Vampires Sans Frontiers.
Matt
It just say Official Nintendo Seal.
Woolie
It says 'This shipped'.
Liam
Is this a Belmont or is this J. Geil fresh after killing Polnareff's sister?
Woolie
Why is Owen Wilson showing up on box art in Japan?
Woolie
Wait, everyone has next of kin.
Woolie
Yeah, it's kind of hard not to.
Liam
And then it's like, 'Let's draw a sexy monster creature to go right below it, just to titillate the dads.'.
Liam
It's okay to be a little sexist.
Liam
The bats are in my heart.
Woolie
It's original working title was 'Around Castlevania'.
Matt
Was it actually?
Liam
Yeah.
Matt
Huh, that's really interesting.
Liam
*laughs*
Matt
Was it actually?
Liam
No.
Matt
Huh, that's interesting.
Liam
Is this John Castlevania?
Liam
That is a man ass I can get behind.
Matt

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