Shitstorm Spookycuffs

Castlevania Judgement

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Game Castlevania Judgement
Upload Date Oct 14, 2016
Length 32:51
Previous Clash of Monsters/The Black Heart
Next Mortal Kombat XL
“I just feel like the Belmonts in this game are treating the cross like a fucking DX logo.” — Woolie

Shitstorm Spookycuffs - Castlevania Judgement is the thirty-eighth episode of the Saturday Morning Scrublords series. This week, Matt, Pat, Woolie, and Liam force themselves to play Bram Stoker's Death Note: Arena as they get confused about character appearances and game titles until


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— Video Description


When are we gonna get Castlevania: Survive?
— Pat
— {{{2}}}
Like this video.
— Pat
It's against the law to have a bad Castlevania soundtrack.
— Pat
But Voldo has the bulge. Does Grant have the bulge?
— Pat
I'm Golem.
— Liam
Are you, like, the grappler?
— Woolie
No, he's the shitty character.
— Liam
Why would Christianity hurt Death? Death is just a metaphysical concept.
— Pat
Because Christianity hates it when Death does stuff.
— Matt
I just feel like the Belmonts in this game are treating the cross like a fucking DX logo.
— Woolie

Wins/Losses Edit

Matt 3/1
Pat 0/2
Woolie 1/2
Liam 3/2


  • Instead of the usual "Groose's Theme", the intro music is "Mansion Basement" from Resident Evil: Director's Cut: DualShock.

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