Two Best Friends Play:


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Game Catherine
Season 3
Episode 6
Length 14:39
Upload Date Sep 18, 2011
Controller Pat
Previous Earth Defense Force Insect Armageddon
Next Gears of War 3

For the full Let's Play, see Catherine (Full Let's Play).

“Rule #1. While I'm awake, you need to go.” — Pat

Two Best Friends Play: Catherine is a Machinima episode in which Matt and Pat listen to their naggy girlfriend, destroy tiny sheep demons from their phone, pickle horse dicks, and get raped by an eighteen year-old.


I wish these girls would just back up off me! Let a playa plaaaaay! SHIT!
— Website description


It's got sheep and drama and matrimony and shit!
— Pat
If Indigo Prophecy was a game, this is what it would be.
— Matt
Suddenly, a shiny whore appears.
— Pat
"You taste like cancer, I'm so wet!"
— Matt
"Hey, dude, what's up?" "Oh, nothing. You know what I did last night? I shit all over some lady at the bus stop."
— Pat
I am sorry Lord Jesus, I peed my bed. I know I shouldn't have.
— Matt
Dude, dump that bitch. Get some chlorine and some gloves.
— Matt
Oh, and rubber tubing! Don't forget the rubber tubing!
— Matt
Wasn't that like the third level of Dante's Inferno?
— Matt
What is with these space confessionals?
— Pat
What the fuck is that?
— Matt
Does the Pope have one of those?
— Pat
That's how he gets to countries super fast!
— Matt
Is this the secret to the Assassin's Creed storyline?
— Pat
How did Christianity spread across the world so fast?
— Matt
Space confessionals!
— Matt and Pat

Trivia Edit

  • In episoded thirty-five of Yakuza 4, Pat mentions that they had to re-record footage for the Catherine episode multiple times.
  • This video was removed from YouTube on June 17, 2015 for supposedly being "a violation of YouTube's policy against spam, scams, and commercially deceptive content.".


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