Best Friends Play
Catherine
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Game | Catherine |
Episodes | 20 |
Combined Length | 10:17:28 |
Original Run | Jul 7, 2016 - Aug 17, 2016 |
Controller | Woolie (controls); Matt (moral choices) |
“If you could choose one, would you choose your lover or Dat Boi?” — Woolie
Best Friends Play Catherine is a full Let's Play in which Woolie tries to get Matt in trouble with the missus as they experience the everyday life of Danny Sexbang.
About[]
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- — Playlist description
See the individual episode descriptions at the Catherine (Full Let's Play) Descriptions page.
Quotes[]
- “Me and Woolie are gonna play the best Persona game, Catherine.”
- — Matt
- “Moses was fuckin’ OP if you really think about it: had great normals…”
- — Matt
- “...good range…”
- — Woolie
- “...good supers, great summons!”
- — Matt
- “You gotta sacrifice yourself for more time in a relationship.”
- — Matt
- “Lonely death of some basement lord.”
- — Matt
- “Right... at least he wasn't caught with his dick in his hand.”
- — Woolie
- “Daria is really close to Gods of Egypt in tone.”
- — Matt
- “I'm gonna say 'It begins'.”
- — Matt on if life begins or ends at marriage
- “*Flips back and forth between the two choices silently*”
- — Woolie
- “I didn't stutter.”
- — Matt
- “My snake has cuter eyes than you!”
- — Matt
- “Frank Castle sees his family murdered... EDGE!”
- — Matt
- “Hey look, it's Christian and... EDGE!”
- — Woolie
- “Dude, you're swearing like a sailor in front of Nanako. What the fuck, man?”
- — Woolie
- “She saw a Bird Squad shirt on the floor.”
- — Woolie
- “She saw and 'Oh man, I gotta get the fuck outta here!'.”
- — Matt
- “Where did Jonny get that out of? Oh, is it called My Ass Avenue?”
- — Matt
- “Pythagoras? Your theories are shit.”
- — Matt
- “Way to contribute nothing. Ooh, a triangle. Guess what? We all know what a triangle is, idiot.”
- — Woolie
- “It takes a huge hero to cheat. Like Overwatch players.”
- — Matt
- “It tickled her ovaries.”
- — Woolie
- “Those fallopian tubes really got a good chuckle when they saw you.”
- — Matt
- “You've won, like, an undeterminded amount of nights with Ser Gregor.”
- — Woolie
- “When the Watchmen need watchmen, where does the toilet shit?”
- — Matt
- “Only famous people and scumbags have two phones.”
- — Woolie
- “I thought I was gonna be a concept artist for Ubisoft.”
- — Matt
- “Draw for Capcom/Mainframe when they merged together.”
- — Woolie
- “Did you not see the flayed man banners hanging from the Dreadfort?”
- — Woolie
- “From Katherine's house?”
- — Matt
- “AKA the Dreadfort.”
- — Woolie
- “You're an adult when you're playing this game. You're supposed to be if you're fucking parents did the right job and the guy at EB Games did the right job.”
- — Woolie
- “Oh shit, she's got a model Gundam in the back of the shot! I wonder what grade that is?”
- — Matt
- “I read that line too fast. I saw 'eat out' and I saw 'Katherine'.”
- — Matt
- “Maybe not that adult.”
- — Woolie
- “It's the same thing that Liam always says, 'Um, it happened before I was born, sir.'. That's your fucking excuse for everything, Lima Bean.”
- — Matt
- “Can't break up.”
- — Matt
- “Break me up inside.”
- — Woolie
- “I can't break up.”
- — Matt
- “Would you do Wendy?”
- — Matt
- “No.”
- — Woolie
- “What if she offered you a hamburger?”
- — Matt
- “Hmmmm....”
- — Woolie
- “You're tearing me apart, Anna!”
- — Matt
- “Now that she's super knocked up, now she's in the prime of her 'getting a new man' time.”
- — Woolie
- “Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! Now it's the time to hit the uterus when it's hot.”
- — Matt
- “Big cats, like jungle cats, they have sex for about two seconds, which I'm intimately familiar with, but they do it all day.”
- — Matt
- “Matt ain't no cuck. Leave it for another member of the Zaibatsu.”
- — Woolie
- “Fucking Reaper over here. So much edge.”
- — Matt
- “Look at you, all Paragon and shit.”
- — Woolie, to Matt
- “You cheatin' on me with a baby?”
- — Woolie
- “Man, you need the freshest meat!”
- — Matt
- “I have a fear of commitment, daddy issues, mommy issues, Vincent issues, sheep issues, block issues...”
- — Woolie
- “Ant issues!”
- — Matt
- “Kill Moose, get Midge.”
- — Matt
- “Now humans are pretty impressive in that, y'know...”
- — Woolie
- “We have huge penises.”
- — Matt
- “If you could choose one, would you choose your lover or Dat Boi?”
- — Woolie
- “You walk into the bedroom one day...”
- — Woolie
- “And Pat's fucking there?”
- — Matt
- “...and there's tarp on the floor. You need to take fucking assessment of your situation and your circumstances, sir.”
- — Woolie
- “Let's start the kink-shame, shall we?”
- — Woolie
- “This one is very Avril Lavigne in that I don’t know why they had to make it so complicated.”
- — Matt
- “Relationship abuse for comedic punchline effect.”
- — Woolie
- “Never not classy and relatable.”
- — Matt
- “She's like, 'I'm not even preggers. That was just a lie to make things interesting.'.”
- — Matt
- “I was bored.”
- — Woolie
- “Those sound like the shits of a broken man.”
- — Matt
- “Just cut back to the flashbacks of him just, like, doing missionary and doggy style with nothing.”
- — Woolie
- “Nothing there! And he's just slapping at nothing.”
- — Matt
- “List of people who have gotten Satan flustered; The Father, The Son, The Holy Ghost, Vincent.”
- — Woolie
- “Which way will my dick go?”
- — Matt
- “Left or right?”
- — Woolie
- “Like a diving rod. Oh, dousing!”
- — Matt
- “Dousing rod. Will it go to Heaven or will it drill to Hell?”
- — Woolie
- “I was just roughing up the owner of this establishment. For laughs.”
- — Matt
- “Would you cheat on the Cthugha with the Kthugha with a K?”
- — Woolie
- “It's what my dick wants that matters.”
- — Woolie
- “It's what it says to me. It councils me. It understands. ♫It talks to me.♫”
- — Matt
- “♫I hear voices in my dick.♫”
- — Woolie
- “I'm free to fuck humans, demons, whatever the fuck in between.”
- — Woolie
- “Cigar store Indian statues.”
- — Matt
- “Nothing can stop me.”
- — Woolie
- “Hydrants.”
- — Matt
- “I'm all the way up.”
- — Woolie
- “Phone booths.”
- — Matt
- “Catherine: Gods will become Cucks.”
- — Woolie
Matt's Confessional Answers[]
Underline = Yes / Strike-through = No
Does life begin or end at marriage? | It begins. | |
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Do you prefer being in quiet or loud places? | I like it quiet. | |
Which is more "cheating"? | A physical fling. | |
Do you talk back to the TV? | Maybe... | |
Are you more a sadist or a masochist? | Masochist | |
Ever been told you were stingy? | No. | |
Is good housekeeping important in a partner? | Not really | |
Your lover is cheating on you. Do you...? | Break up with them. | |
If you get a call from someone you hate, do you... | Answer it. | |
Would you try to steal your friend's lover? | I'll hold back. | |
Your best friend or your lover? Choose! | Lover! | |
How would you propose to your lover? | It has to be special | |
You find your lover's kink horrifyingly unsexy. What do you do? | This relationship's over. | |
Would you date someone who's already married? | I don't cheat. | |
If you could cheat on your girl with a girl that doesn't exist, thus no one would ever know, would ya? (Woolie) | Yeah... | |
Would you risk everything to get your lover back? | Of course! | |
Do you wish for a peaceful life? | Yes | |
Do you wish for the excitement of chaos? | No | |
Are you prepared to live in peace, forever? | I'm ready |
Trivia[]
- The opening animation was made by StarExorcist.
- The music played during the intro and outro is "YO" from Catherine OST.
- The original Catherine episode was released during the third season of the Machinima series.
- It was revealed in part fifteen that Woolie's girlfriend had been watching this playthrough.