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Christmas Games

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Game New Super Mario Bros. U, Bible Adventures, Home Alone 2: Lost in New York, Home Alone, Daze Before Christmas, Last Bible III, and Mega Man X
Combined Length 54:45
Original Run December 25, 2013
Controller Matt, Pat, Woolie, and Liam
“If you're not throwing your family during Christmas, you're not really enjoying Christmas.” — Liam

Super Best Friends Play Christmas Games is a Super Best Friends Play episode in which Matt, Pat, Woolie, and Liam discuss socialism in the Mushroom Kingdom, carry cows over their heads,

About[]

The Zaibatsu partake in some holiday cheer, but in video game form! The only true form of cheer and happiness!
— Video description

Quotes[]

Hating on Toad is hating on the common man.
— Woolie
I'm also not a fan of fungus penises, or their succulent Toad assholes.
— Matt
Talk shit, get hit by penguin asshole.
— Pat
Shia LeBeouf against dysentery.
— Matt
This is the worst Christmas ever.
— Pat
Did you just say that Xbox is more important than your family?
— Matt
I have never heard of penguin rape caves.
— Woolie
Have you been talking to Plague again?
— Liam, to Matt after mentioning penguin penises
You're talking shit with a mouthful of shit.
— Woolie, to Matt
Remember when Santa flooded the world, and Noah had to put all the Reindeer in a boat?
— Pat
Why is God writing in Terminator text?
— Pat
I want to see a reenactment of the story of Moses with Jehuty and Anubis!
— Pat
Why can't Moses crawl?
— Woolie
Grab David's nuts.
— Liam
Saying Gears of War blank character is anything is ridiculous.
— Matt
The true meaning of Christmas is sheep.
— Pat
Hey, did anyone watch that video of Macaulay Culkin sadly eating pizza?
— Matt
My Santa can't possibly be this lewd.
— Pat, as Santa slides down a pole

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