Two Best Friends Play
Chrono Trigger
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Game | Chrono Trigger |
Episodes | 44 |
Combined Length | 20:51:12 |
Original Run | Nov 5, 2012 - Apr 12, 2013 |
Controller | Pat |
“I'm happily willing to listen to people's complaints... and ignore them.” — Pat
Two Best Friends Play Chrono Trigger is a full Let's Play in which Matt and Pat travel through time, both in accordance with the storyline and in convenient grind/item-collection sequences. For optimal game-play, all tabs are given to Crono and rocks are employed to increase friction. They talk about Scott Hall saving the world, red rocket eighties metal bands, get Ayla's butt shoved in their faces, and attempt to understand the magic of Marle's genie pants.
About[]
- “In which they talk about Scott Hall saving the world, red rocket eighties metal bands, get Ayla's butt shoved in their faces, and attempt to understand the magic of Marle's genie pants.”
- — Playlist descripiton
See the individual episode descriptions at the Chrono Trigger Descriptions page.
Quotes[]
- “Pop your top and I'll give you your pendant.”
- — Matt
- “I'm a true gentleman.”
- — Pat
- “Hey Marle, you wanna be torn asunder?”
- — Pat
- “Man, Paul Eiding should just narrate my life.”
- — Pat
- “Pat, what do you think went wrong? I think what went wrong was when she was telling me about her feelings, I was like, 'You're such a dumb bitch.'.”
- — Pat
- “If you wanna watch us play a video game, it's like, you have to be prepared for us to do everything wrong.”
- — Matt
- “I'm happily willing to listen to people's complaints... and ignore them.”
- — Pat
- “He's the best Metabot.”
- — Matt, referring to Robo
- “No one knows who Liam is yet!”
- — Pat
- “Fuck you Dasani!”
- — Matt
- “You guys might be mystics, but I don't know if you are aware... I brought a robot FROM THE FUTURE with me!”
- — Pat
- “I like how in all that early kid's stuff, black kid was always like the third gender.”
- — Pat
- “I realised that the world isn't fair if the Power Rangers can lose.”
- — Pat
- “You know you're in a grind in an RPG when you start talking about Simon's Quest.”
- — Matt
- “What great entertainment, listening to two jackasses eat peanuts.”
- — Matt
- “I enjoy it when you tell me I have nuts in my mouth.”
- — Pat
- “I know a girl that loves Chrono Cross.”
- — Matt
- “Punch her in the mouth!”
- — Pat
- “Every day is a betrayal with you.”
- — Matt
- “You were just wiggling, doing your little Judas wiggle.”
- — Matt
- “I have one big cuddly Predator named Woolie.”
- — Matt
- “I'm done just slurping shit with my shit-balls.”
- — Matt, as Frog
- “Anyone that's watching this that's a children, I hate you.”
- — Pat
- “Every time, I think of Ayla's face in my butt.”
- — Pat
- “Matt, stop bringing your boner into conversations.”
- — Pat
- “Not my proudest boner.”
- — Matt
- “Who are you, to tell me to contradict myself?”
- — Pat
- “I love it when people watch me sleep.”
- — Pat
- “As viciously as I can manage and hopefully more than he can take.”
- — Pat
- “I can't get over the genie pants!”
- — Pat
- “There's only one wrestling, and it's real.”
- — Pat
- “You'll need dual techs if you wanna take on Chyna.”
- — Matt
- “Who gave her cleavage? Moses?”
- — Matt
- “Mega bomb? You mean the PlayStation All-Stars.”
- — Matt
- “All these videos, surprisingly, recorded with no pants.”
- — Pat
- “I can spin my dick so fast it creates a tornado!”
- — Pat
- “Yeah, let's get down to our boxer shorts and do wrestling moves.”
- — Pat
- “Just jump on Lavos' butt and ride him into infinity.”
- — Pat
- “Their chump level is near Woolie.”
- — Matt
- “Look forward to the official Two Best Friends genie pants. It's got my face on the butt.”
- — Pat
- “It's got my face on the crotchal region.”
- — Matt
- “Everyone needs a little Internet penis.”
- — Matt
- “What other classic games can we shoehorn The Rock into?”
- — Matt
- “Beating up an old man is the best thing in the world.”
- — Matt
- “Big butts are magic.”
- — Matt
- “Hold on while I get this life sized replica of Glitch out of my ass.”
- — Pat, as Woolie
- “I can't tell if they're eggs with goo inside, or eggs wearing Kamina glasses.”
- — Matt
- “We're trying to teach the world about bad cartoons here.”
- — Pat
- “Magus is a theme park ride. You must be this tall to ride Magus.”
- — Pat
- “It's almost like your dad killed your mom. What a bunch of dick.”
- — Pat
- “All we have is the infinite power of time travel, might as well abuse it for petty reasons.”
- — Pat
- “This is really micro level space time dickery.”
- — Pat
- “Don't talk to me about throbbing frogs. It's very unsettling to me, I don't like it.”
- — Pat
- “After your promising career in children's fiction, you don't wanna talk about that anymore.”
- — Matt
- “All you need is the power of hype.”
- — Pat
Trivia[]
- Matt and Pat briefly played Chrono Trigger during their season five episode, NES SNES and Genesis!.