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Two Best Friends Play

Chrono Trigger

Chorno Trigger
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Game Chrono Trigger
Episodes 44
Combined Length 20:51:12
Original Run Nov 5, 2012 - Apr 12, 2013
Controller Pat
“I'm happily willing to listen to people's complaints... and ignore them.” — Pat

Two Best Friends Play Chrono Trigger is a full Let's Play in which Matt and Pat travel through time, both in accordance with the storyline and in convenient grind/item-collection sequences. For optimal game-play, all tabs are given to Crono and rocks are employed to increase friction. They talk about Scott Hall saving the world, red rocket eighties metal bands, get Ayla's butt shoved in their faces, and attempt to understand the magic of Marle's genie pants.

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In which they talk about Scott Hall saving the world, red rocket eighties metal bands, get Ayla's butt shoved in their faces, and attempt to understand the magic of Marle's genie pants.
— Playlist descripiton

See the individual episode descriptions at the Chrono Trigger Descriptions page.

Quotes[]

Pop your top and I'll give you your pendant.
Matt
I'm a true gentleman.
Pat
Hey Marle, you wanna be torn asunder?
Pat
Man, Paul Eiding should just narrate my life.
Pat
Pat, what do you think went wrong? I think what went wrong was when she was telling me about her feelings, I was like, 'You're such a dumb bitch.'.
Pat
If you wanna watch us play a video game, it's like, you have to be prepared for us to do everything wrong.
— Matt
I'm happily willing to listen to people's complaints... and ignore them.
— Pat
He's the best Metabot.
— Matt, referring to Robo
No one knows who Liam is yet!
— Pat
Fuck you Dasani!
— Matt
You guys might be mystics, but I don't know if you are aware... I brought a robot FROM THE FUTURE with me!
— Pat
I like how in all that early kid's stuff, black kid was always like the third gender.
— Pat
I realised that the world isn't fair if the Power Rangers can lose.
— Pat
You know you're in a grind in an RPG when you start talking about Simon's Quest.
— Matt
What great entertainment, listening to two jackasses eat peanuts.
— Matt
I enjoy it when you tell me I have nuts in my mouth.
— Pat
I know a girl that loves Chrono Cross.
— Matt
Punch her in the mouth!
— Pat
Every day is a betrayal with you.
Matt
You were just wiggling, doing your little Judas wiggle.
Matt
I have one big cuddly Predator named Woolie.
Matt
I'm done just slurping shit with my shit-balls.
Matt, as Frog
Anyone that's watching this that's a children, I hate you.
Pat
Every time, I think of Ayla's face in my butt.
Pat
Matt, stop bringing your boner into conversations.
Pat
Not my proudest boner.
Matt
Who are you, to tell me to contradict myself?
Pat
I love it when people watch me sleep.
Pat
As viciously as I can manage and hopefully more than he can take.
Pat
I can't get over the genie pants!
Pat
There's only one wrestling, and it's real.
Pat
You'll need dual techs if you wanna take on Chyna.
Matt
Who gave her cleavage? Moses?
Matt
Mega bomb? You mean the PlayStation All-Stars.
Matt
All these videos, surprisingly, recorded with no pants.
Pat
I can spin my dick so fast it creates a tornado!
Pat
Yeah, let's get down to our boxer shorts and do wrestling moves.
Pat
Just jump on Lavos' butt and ride him into infinity.
Pat
Their chump level is near Woolie.
Matt
Look forward to the official Two Best Friends genie pants. It's got my face on the butt.
Pat
It's got my face on the crotchal region.
Matt
Everyone needs a little Internet penis.
Matt
What other classic games can we shoehorn The Rock into?
Matt
Beating up an old man is the best thing in the world.
Matt
Big butts are magic.
Matt
Hold on while I get this life sized replica of Glitch out of my ass.
Pat, as Woolie
I can't tell if they're eggs with goo inside, or eggs wearing Kamina glasses.
Matt
We're trying to teach the world about bad cartoons here.
Pat
Magus is a theme park ride. You must be this tall to ride Magus.
Pat
It's almost like your dad killed your mom. What a bunch of dick.
Pat
All we have is the infinite power of time travel, might as well abuse it for petty reasons.
Pat
This is really micro level space time dickery.
Pat
Don't talk to me about throbbing frogs. It's very unsettling to me, I don't like it.
Pat
After your promising career in children's fiction, you don't wanna talk about that anymore.
Matt
All you need is the power of hype.
— Pat

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