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Shitstorm 2: The Shittening

Cold Fear

Cold Fear
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Game Cold Fear
Controller Matt
Length 29:03
Next Rule of Rose
Previous Curse The Eye of Isis
“This is gonna go down as the best episode of the Best Friends.” — Pat


Cold Fear is the seventh episode of Matt and Pat's Shitstorm 2: The Shittening special.


About Edit

This fear is really cold you guys!
— Video description

Description Edit

In this episode, Matt and Pat get lost on a Russian boat. Whilst there, they get confused about boat directions, talk about how hot Russian accents are, drown their sorrows, and pine for the good old days of survival horror.

Quotes Edit

We have a rich tapestry of fuck ups with Cold Fear.
— Matt
If I'm on a boat, I'm gonna be useless.
— Matt
The boat is a character.
— Pat
You will surely get the code.
— Pat
Resident Evil 4 did everything right.
— Pat
I keep spilling things on my pants.
— Pat
I've never seen a horror game that was so... nothing.
— Matt
How can my Ubisoft survival horror game possibly be this cute?
— Matt
Everyone needs to give me more tank controls!
— Pat
Stealth my blowhole you shit!
— Pat
I don't understand my life anymore.
— Matt
This is gonna go down as the best episode of the Best Friends.
— Pat
Nooooo... my babushka.
— Pat

Trivia Edit

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