Super Best Friends Play

Conan Exiles

Conan Exiles Title
Watch this episode on YouTube
Game Conan Exiles
Season 11
Episode 7
Length 15:03
Upload Date Feb 5, 2017
Controller Matt, Pat
Previous Yakuza 0
Next Nioh
“It's like that duckface photo comp but instead of duckface it's crucifixions.” — Pat

Super Best Friends Play Conan Exiles is a Machinima episode in which Matt tells of the early access time of barbarians and their squeaky chipmunk voices and antelope ass punching while Pat just falls apart nearly as hard as the game does.


Hither came the best friends, no-haired, sullen-eyed, swords in hands, thieves, reavers, slayers, with gigantic melancholies and gigantic mirth, to tread the jeweled thrones of the YouTube under their sandaled feet!
— Video description


“'Conan! What is good in life?' Mods, path notes, barbarian edition.
— Matt
Lamentations of their women?
— Pat
That's the sexiest crossifiction I've seen yet.
— Matt
Quick, hit racis... hit racism?
— Pat
It's like that duckface photo comp but instead of duckface it's crucifixions.
— Pat
I have been in a far land, across misty voids and gulfs and unlit oceans. - Xavier Woods.
— Matt
Man, I'm curvaceous.
— Matt
Yeah, well you try.
— Pat
Holy shit, is that a Pokemon?
— Matt
We're learning. We're learning how to craft in Build-a-Bear.
— Pat
Making sure there's no one trying to come up and...
— Matt
Slap your nuts.
— Pat
And honky my butthole.
— Matt

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